Film
Crooks
2002 · 1h 20m · Comedy
Who Said Crime Doesn't Pay?
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- 5.9
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Overview
During a late night drinking binge with bartender Nicky (Michael Marino), sixty-five year-old postman Sol Solzberg (Charlie Callas) leaks the details of his life-long plan to rob some valuable stamps from the local post office. Sol then promptly drops dead of a heart attack. Suddenly armed with his sure-fire answer to his financial woes, Nicky assembles a "crack" team of hapless crooks, headed by his best friend Paul (Jim Norton), and begins to plan and execute the caper. Whoever said crime doesn't pay had this gang of moronic Jersey boys in mind!
Cast

Jim Norton
Paul
Jessica Alexander
Carmella

Rozie Bacchi
Paulette
Maggie Bagley
Angela
D. Banno
Postal Worker on Break #5
Carmine Battista
Frank Perrigrinno
Michael Carrara
Agent Russo

David Brown
Officer Tafoozi

Charlie Callas
Sol solzberg
Dale Grand
Bert Lanstein

Irma St. Paule
Agnes DeMilo

Wade Mylius
Postal Inspector #2
Crew
- Paul BattistaWriter · Producer · Director
- Dan BattistaWriter · Producer
Media
Details
- Release date
- February 2, 2002
- Status
- Released
- Original language
- English
- Runtime
- 1h 20m
- Budget
- $500
- Genres
- Comedy
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