Person

John Kassir

Acting · Born 1957-10-24 · Baltimore, Maryland, USA

John Kassir is an American actor and comedian. He is known for his work as the voice of the Cryptkeeper in HBO's Tales from the Crypt franchise. He is also known for his role as Ralph in the off-Broadway show Reefer Madness and its 2005 film adaptation. He is also the current voice of Scrooge McDuck since 2016, after the death of Alan Young. Description above from the Wikipedia article John Kassir, licensed under CC-BY-SA, full list of contributors on Wikipedia.

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  Minions & Monsters

  Additional Voices (voice)

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  NCIS

  Perry Swan

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  The Simpsons

  Possum (voice)

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  Rick and Morty

  Blim Blam (voice)

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  Bones

  Lawrence Melvoy

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  CSI: Crime Scene Investigation

  Hotel Guest

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  Friends

  Stanley

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  CSI: Miami

  Farley Wheeler

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  Castle

  Mr. Dreyfus

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  Charmed

  Alchemist

• 2026Minions & MonstersAdditional Voices (voice)
• 2026The Barn Part III
• 2025If It BleedsChip
• 2024RockbottomRodney
• 2022Minions & More Volume 1Coffee Shop Manager (voice)
• 2022Post Modern MinionWaiter (voice)
• 2022Bugs Bunny BuildersPete Puma (voice)
• 2022The Wonderful Summer of Mickey MouseAdditional Voices (voice)
• 2022ButterBilly
• 2022HellblazersRick
• 2021Sing 2Additional Voices (voice)
• 2021DOTA: Dragon's BloodVahdrak (voice)
• 2021Flora & UlyssesUlysses (voice)
• 2019The Springfield ThreeNarrator
• 2019The Secret Life of Pets 2Additional Voices (voice)
• 2019The Dog Days of WinterCoffee Shop Manager (voice)
• 2018The GrinchAdditional Voices (voice)
• 2017Merry & ScaryDagobert Duck (voice)
• 2017The Emoji MovieAdditional Voices (voice)
• 2017And Then There Was EveG. Alexander
• 2017Despicable Me 3Additional Voice (voice)
• 201612 Deadly DaysNiko
• 2016Pete's DragonElliot the Dragon (voice)
• 2016The Secret Life of PetsAdditional Voices (voice)
• 2016To Tell the TruthSelf - Voice of the Cryptkeeper on "Tales from the Crypt"
• 2016SmotheredJohn Kassir
• 2015New Looney TunesPete Puma (voice)
• 2015MinionsAdditional Voices (voice)
• 2014Kahlil Gibran's The ProphetBaker / Man in turban / Donkey driver / English tourist / Wedding guest / Fisherman / Policeman 2 (voice)
• 2014BreadwinnersBig Dumb Monster (voice)
• 2013Rick and MortyBlim Blam (voice)
• 2013The Smurfs 2Crazy Smurf (voice)
• 2013Mickey MouseScrooge McDuck (voice)
• 2013Monsters UniversityAdditional Voices (voice)
• 2013Jack the Giant SlayerGeneral Fallon's Small Head
• 2012Tales from the Crypt: New Year's Shockin' EveThe Cryptkeeper (voice)
• 2012Teenage Mutant Ninja TurtlesDark Beaver / Dave Beaver (voice)
• 2012A Turtle's Tale 2: Sammy's Escape from ParadiseMarco (voice)
• 2011Halloween WarsSelf - Guest Judge
• 2011Kung Fu Panda: Legends of AwesomenessSai So (voice)
• 2011The SmurfsCrazy Smurf (Voice)
• 2011The Looney Tunes ShowPete Puma (voice)
• 2011Monster Mutt
• 2010DC Super Friends: The Joker's PlayhouseThe Joker
• 2010Hot in ClevelandThe Pope
• 2010Nothing SpecialMarty
• 2009Curious George 2: Follow That Monkey!Additional Voices (voice)
• 2009Race to Witch MountainChuck
• 2009CastleMr. Dreyfus
• 2008Random! CartoonsBone / Soldier A / Soldier B / Soldier C (voice)
• 2008ChannelsWalter
• 2007Adventure TimeIce King (voice)
• 2006Nick Picks Christmas: Nickelodeon Festive TalesRaymond "Ray" Rocket (Voice)
• 2006American ScaryHimself / 'Cryptkeeper'
• 2006Casper's Scare SchoolP.A. Voice / Additional Voices (voice)
• 2006The WildAdditional Voice (voice)
• 2006Reefer Madness: The Movie MusicalRalph Wiley / Uncle Sam
• 2005Ben 10Zombozo (voice)
• 2005BonesLawrence Melvoy
• 2005Danger RangersFallbot (voice)
• 2005Avatar: The Last AirbenderChey (voice)
• 2005Dr. RageMoe Moebius
• 2004Soccer Dog 2: European CupQuint
• 2004Rocket Power: The Big DayRay Rocket (voice)
• 2003Joan of ArcadiaMime God
• 2003The Handler
• 2003NCISPerry Swan
• 2003George of the Jungle 2Rocky / Armando (voice)
• 2003Far From HomeWinston (voice)
• 2002The Wild Thornberrys MovieSquirrel (voice)
• 2002CSI: MiamiFarley Wheeler
• 2002RitualThe Crypt Keeper (voice)
• 2002The Adventures of Jimmy Neutron: Boy GeniusSeymour / Student #3 (voice)
• 2002Kim PossibleAdditional Voices (voice)
• 2002Rocket Power: Race Across New ZealandRaymundo Rocket / Spectator / Announcer (voice)
• 2002The Flintstones: On the RocksConcerge / Bartender / Border Guard (voice)
• 2001Philly
• 2001The Grim Adventures of Billy and MandyLord Moldybutt
• 2001Samurai JackScissorsmith (voice)
• 2001Summer of Camp CapriceWinston (voice)
• 2001The Job
• 2001Grounded for LifeMusgrove
• 2000As Told by GingerWinston (voice)
• 2000CSI: Crime Scene InvestigationHotel Guest
• 2000Buzz Lightyear of Star CommandMarl (voice)
• 2000The Three StoogesShemp Howard
• 1999The Amanda ShowCarl Klutz
• 1999The Brothers Flub(voice)
• 1999Tales from the Crypt: The Robert Zemeckis CollectionCrypt Keeper (voice)
• 1999Rocket PowerRay Rocket (voice)
• 1998CharmedAlchemist
• 1998The Wild ThornberrysEl Gordita (voice)
• 1998HerculesCharon (voice)
• 1998Pocahontas II: Journey to a New WorldMeeko (voice) (uncredited)
• 1998Jelly's DayHargus
• 1998Love Boat: The Next WaveDmitri Shishtokovich
• 1998CatDogDunglap / Mervis (voice)
• 1998An American Tail: The Treasure of Manhattan IslandScuttlebutt (voice)
• 1997Justice League of AmericaRay Palmer / The Atom
• 1997Team Knight RiderPlato
• 1997The Visitor
• 1997Cow and ChickenMessenger / Asp (voice)
• 1997I Am WeaselMessenger / Asp (voice)
• 1997Johnny Bravo
• 1996Early EditionJersy Carpathian
• 1996Secrets of the Cryptkeeper's Haunted HouseCryptkeeper (voice)
• 1996Malcolm & Eddie
• 1996Bordello of BloodThe Crypt Keeper (voice)
• 1996Spy HardRancor Guard at Intercom
• 1996Dexter's LaboratoryGuy #2 / Guy #3 / Kid #2 (voice)
• 1996Encino WomanJean Michel
• 1996Boston CommonFrankie
• 1995Monster Mash: The MovieIgor
• 1995CyberTracker 2Tripwire
• 1995Dumb and DumberThug (voice)
• 1995The Single GuyMaitre 'D
• 1995Brotherly LoveCryptkeeper
• 1995Earthworm JimSnott / Henchrat (voice)
• 1995PocahontasMeeko (voice)
• 1995The Tale of Tillie's DragonHerman (voice)
• 1995Tiny Toon Night GhouleryBuster Bunny (voice)
• 1995CasperThe Crypt Keeper (voice)
• 1995SlidersArnold Potts
• 1995Star Trek: VoyagerGar
• 1995Tales from the Crypt: Demon KnightCrypt Keeper (voice)
• 1994FriendsStanley
• 1994Scooby-Doo! in Arabian NightsHaman (voice)
• 1994Tiny Toon Spring BreakBuster Bunny (voice)
• 1994Duckman
• 1993Problem Child(voice)
• 1993Rocko's Modern Life
• 1993Sonic the Hedgehog
• 1993Tales from the CryptkeeperCryptkeeper (voice)
• 1993AnimaniacsBuster Bunny (voice, uncredited)
• 1993Bonkers
• 1992Hangin' with Mr. CooperPhotographer
• 1992The Little MermaidRats (voice)
• 1992Eek! The CatMittens (voice)
• 1991The Horror Hall of Fame IIThe Crypt Keeper (voice)
• 1990Dream OnChuck
• 1989The SimpsonsPossum (voice)
• 1989FMDon Tupsouni
• 1989Tales from the CryptLarry
• 1987Tour of DutyLenny Pilchowski
• 1987Showtime at the Apollo
• 1985MoonlightingPolice Detective
• 19841st & TenZagreb Shkenusky
• 1983No York City
• 1979The Facts of Life
• —Hidden DragonThe Fortune Teller (voice)