Person

John Thomson

Acting · Born 1969-04-02 · Salford, Lancashire, England, UK

Biography

From Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia. John Patrick Thomson (born Patrick Francis McAleer on 2 April 1969) is an English comedian and actor, known for his roles in The Fast Show and Cold Feet. Description above from the Wikipedia article John Thomson (comedian), licensed under CC-BY-SA, full list of contributors on Wikipedia.

Known for

Filmography

2026NightbornJon's Father
2025Fackham HallBill
2025Secret Life of the Auction HouseSelf - Narrator (voice)
2025Celebrity PuzzlingSelf - Panellist
2025Art DetectivesWilliam Titchfield
2025The People BeforeKnotweed Man
2024The 1970s: Those Were the DaysSelf - Narrator
2024Ricky, Sue & a Trip or TwoSelf
2024The GentlemenFrank
2024CaptivatedGeoff
2023Caroline Aherne: Queen of ComedySelf
2023The Royle Family - Down the Back of the SofaSelf
2022Best Year EverSelf - Actor
2022Red Riding Hood: After Ever AfterPlank
2022Celebrity LingoSelf - Contestant
2022Hi-De-Hi!: All the Laughs & MoreSelf
2022Sister Boniface MysteriesLeonard Monk
2022Last Of The Summer Wine: 30 Years Of LaughsSelf
2022DodgerFarmer Grundles
2021Last Train to ChristmasVic
2021The Weakest LinkSelf
2021Les Dawson Lost TapesSelf
2021Wetherspoons: How Do They Do It?!Narrator
2021Paul Sinha's TV ShowdownSelf - Contestant
2020Coronation Street: 60 Unforgettable YearsSelf
2020The Fast Show: More Blooming CatchphrasesSelf
2020The Fast Show: Just a Load of Blooming CatchphrasesSelf/Various Characters
2020Dog Loves BooksDog (voice)
2020McDonald & DoddsJimmy Daly
2019Phoenix Madina - Bring on the SpermDirector
2019Inside Cadbury: Chocolate Secrets UnwrappedNarrator
2019BrassicColin Popov
20197 Up & MeSelf
2019Being Frank: The Chris Sievey StoryHimself
2019This Time with Alan PartridgeJoe Beasley
2018The People's VetSelf - Narrator
2018Celebrity CatchphraseSelf
2018Shane the Chef
2017Inside Bentley: A Great British Motor Car
2017Richard Osman's House of GamesSelf - Contestant
2017Dying LaughingSelf
2016Caroline Aherne at the BBCSelf - Presenter
2016Dara O Briain's Go 8 BitSelf
2016Alan Partridge's Scissored IsleKevin Ruddock
2016GrimsbyBob Tolliver
2016Bargain-Loving Brits in the SunSelf - Narrator
2016Billionaire BoyLen
2015Fungus The Bogeyman
2014Northern SoulTerry
2014Alan Davies: As Yet UntitledSelf
2013The Power of DartsNarrator (voice)
2013Help PointStephen
2013Through the KeyholeSelf
2013Dementamania
2013Tipping Point: Lucky StarsSelf - Contestant
2013Strange Hill HighVarious (voice)
2013The Job LotKevin
2013Catchphrase
2013PlebsMr. Adolphus
2013The MimicNigel Lord
2013PulpDave Burns
2013Obsessive Compulsive CleanersSelf - Narrator
2013Father BrownJohn Banks
2012Uncle Wormsley's ChristmasMr. Goodington and the Crabcatchers
2012BBC Comedy FeedsSteve
2012Evidently... John Cooper ClarkeHimself
2011The Chase: Celebrity SpecialSelf
2011Death in ParadiseDCI Chris Ricketts
2011Celebrity Antiques Road TripSelf - Participant
2011SootyThe Boss
2011The Jonathan Ross ShowSelf
2011The Lock UpNarrator
2010The Royle Family: Behind the SofaSelf
2010The Road to Coronation StreetHarry Kershaw
2009Heads or TailsSelf - Contestant
2009Big TopGeoff
2009Peter Kay's Animated All Star Band: The Official BBC Children in Need MedleyBill (Flowerpot Man)
2009Angela and Friends
2008InkheartDarius
2008Celebrity JuiceSelf
2008All Star Mr & Mrs
2008Alan Carr's Celebrity Ding DongSelf
2007Sgt. Pepper: 'It Was 40 Years Ago Today...'Self - Narrator (voice)
2007KingdomNigel Pearson
2007MobileRay Bould / Hypnotherapist
2007Engineering the World RallyHimself - Narrator
2007SkinsSam Brooks
2006Ghosthunting With...
2006New Street LawCharlie Darling
2006Waterloo RoadNelson Smith
2006The DealerBat
2005Wallace & Gromit: The Curse of the Were-RabbitMr. Windfall (voice)
20058 Out of 10 CatsSelf
2005Monkey Trousers
2004Blackpool
2004Fat SlagsForeman
2003Celebrity Mastermind
2003Appointment with Dr. TerribleInterviewee – Actor
2003The Terry and Gaby Show
2003Comic Relief Does Fame Academy
2002Ant & Dec's Saturday Night TakeawaySelf
200224 Hour Party PeopleCharles
2002Johnny Vaughan TonightSelf
2001Station JimHarold
2001Dog Eat DogFootball Coach
2001Dr Terrible's House of HorribleSir Donald Tyburn
2001Murder in MindAlan Squires
2001Bill and BenBill (voice)
2000Born RomanticFirst Cab Driver
2000Randall & Hopkirk (Deceased)
1999The Flint Street NativityChristian Jerrums / Innkeeper
1999Suit You Sir! The Inside Leg Of The Fast ShowSelf
1999It's Only TV But I Like ItSelf
1998You Are HerePeter Keggy
1998The Fast Show Live
1998Ted & RalphVicar
1998Cold FeetPete Gifford
1998Up 'n' UnderStan
1998Roger RogerBarry
1997The Man Who Knew Too LittleDimitri
1997The Girl with Brains in Her FeetMr. Loughborough
1997Midsomer MurdersCooper Steinem
1996Pond Life
1996Never Mind the BuzzcocksSelf - Panellist
1996Roger RogerBarry
1996VIZ: Oh, Lordy! It's The Fat Slags in Blue Honeymoon
1996Saturday LiveCabbie
1996Silent WitnessDI Warren Bull
1995Coogan's RunFat Bob
1995Crapston Villas
1995The World of Lee EvansCustomer
1995Dangerous Lady
1995Fist of FunPied Piper of Hamelin
1995The Young Poisoner's HandbookNathan
1994Pauline Calf's Wedding VideoFat Bob
1994Ready, Steady, CookSelf - Guest
1994The Fast ShowVarious Characters
1994Knowing Me Knowing You with Alan PartridgePetty Officer Alan Partridge
1994Smashie and Nicey: The End of an EraSimon Joke
1994Pie in the SkyAndrew Vernon
1994The Day TodayTreasurer
1994Steve Coogan: Live 'n' LewdBernard Right On/Various
1993Paul Calf's Video DiaryFat Bob
1993Shooting StarsSelf
1993HarryRoyo
1992The Dead Good ShowVarious
1992The WeekendersPoliceman 1
1992Blue HeavenWaiter 2
1992Men Behaving BadlyKen
1991Murder Most HorridDaniel Hoffmeyer
1991Paul Merton: The Series
1991Soldier SoldierSgt Dunn
1988This MorningSelf
1964Top of the PopsSelf - Host
—Sally Lindsay's Quiz NightSelf - Team Captain
—Legends Of Stand-Up And Bernard RightonBernard Righton

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