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Season 2

2026 · 8 episodes

It's 1994, and senior year of high school is underway for Ted the foul-mouthed teddy bear and his best friend, likable but awkward John Bennett. Together they live in a working-class Boston home with John's parents (Matty and Susan) and cousin (Blaire). Matty is a blustering, blue-collar Bostonian who sees himself as the unequivocal boss of the house and doesn't like anyone challenging him, particularly his liberal-minded niece. Susan is kind, selfless, and almost pathologically sweet when it comes to caring for her family. Blaire is an outspoken college student who often finds herself at odds with her more traditional-minded relatives.

  1. 1. Talk Dirty to Me

    2026-03-05 · 34m

    John and Ted use the school's phone to call a phone-sex hotline, leading to an investigation.

  2. 2. Mrs. Robicheck

    2026-03-05 · 34m

    Ted starts a risky love affair with a married woman; Matty deals with erectile dysfunction.

  3. 3. Dungeons & Dealers

    2026-03-05 · 31m

    John, Ted and Blaire must complete a drug dealer's Dungeons & Dragons campaign to score weed.

  4. 4. The Mom's Bombed Rom-Com

    2026-03-05 · 37m

    Blaire's rom-com movie marathon annoys Matty; Ted and John double date with their elderly neighbor.

  5. 5. The Sword in the Stoned

    2026-03-05 · 33m

    John and Ted audition for the school play; Matty and Susan get part-time jobs at Dunkin' Donuts.

  6. 6. Roe v. Weed

    2026-03-05 · 32m

    Blaire finds herself navigating an unexpected pregnancy, leading to mixed reactions from the family.

  7. 7. Susan Is the New Black

    2026-03-05 · 33m

    Susan takes the fall for John and Ted when a police officer finds their weed during a traffic stop.

  8. 8. Fraudcast News

    2026-03-05 · 33m

    John and Ted create a fake newspaper to keep Matty from learning about the O.J. Simpson verdict.

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