Film
Conrad & Crab – Idiotic Gems
2026 · 1h 36m · Comedy · Crime
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Overview
Two less-than-splendid members of the judicial police of Perpignan arrive in the small town of Sainte-Marie-aux-Mines to watch over activities at the local gem market fair. In investigating a seemingly trivial matter, they stumble onto a potentially bigger criminal network.
Cast
Crew
- Claude SchmitzDirector · Screenplay
- Benoît RolandProducer
- Florian BeruttiDirector of Photography
- Thomas TurineOriginal Music Composer
- Marie BeaunéEditor
Media
Details
- Release date
- February 11, 2026
- Status
- Released
- Original language
- French
- Runtime
- 1h 36m
- Genres
- Comedy, Crime
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