Film

Sardines

1995 · 30m · Comedy

Davy Kotowski is a petty officer aboard submarine HMS Wolverine. Following a rigged arm-wrestling contest, half the crew are in slings. Kotowski is then brought before the Captain, Alec McCleod for the ninth time. He is sentenced to denial of shore leave and 20 hours laundry duty, most of which he delegates to his bunkmate Chris Cheese. Kotowski then plots his revenge on Lionel Pinner and Cheese ends up having a £100 grudge darts match with Pinner on Kotowski's behalf. Meanwhile McCleod's watch has gone missing.

Griff Rhys Jones

Davy Kotowski

William Ivory

Chris Cheese

Jack Docherty

Captain Alec McLeod

Ian Bartholomew

Lionel Pinner

Anthony Smee

Roger Tench

Paul Shearer

Proudlove

Peter-Hugo Daly

Galloway

Perry Benson

Coxswain

Ben Miller

Simon Adair

Alexander Armstrong

Alastair Simpson

Jake Abraham

Mickey Davis

• Charlie HansonDirector
• Chris LanghamWriter
• Ben MillerWriter
• Gareth EdwardsWriter

Release date

July 24, 1995

Status

Released

Original language

English

Runtime

30m

Genres

Comedy