Film
Loser Lesbian Vampire
2026 · 18m
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Overview
Carmilla is a vampire with a hopeless crush on Laura, an effortlessly cool writing major. To cope, Carmilla throws herself into toxic distractions: hooking up with a Mormon closeted lesbian whose blood tastes like repression, and murdering men (even though she finds masculine blood absolutely revolting.) Torn between hunger and heartbreak, Carmilla's unlife is spiraling. But obsession, like immortality, is hard to kill.
Cast
Grace "West" Lyde
Carmilla
Romy Kim
Laura
Isabel Vancea
Molly
Arman Jaiswal
Oscar
Landon Black
Todd
Tyler Kim
Todd's Roommate
Bryer Ramsey
Molly's Dad
Violet Zeug
Molly's Mom
Crew
- Lula CherryDirector · Writer
- Hsieh Cheng-hsuanProducer
- Sude ÖzDirector of Photography
Details
- Release date
- October 3, 2026
- Status
- In Production
- Original language
- English
- Runtime
- 18m
- Budget
- $1,000
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