Film

Pirate Scurvy Dog's Pieces of Eight

2007 · 1h 29m

Captain Scurvy F. Dog, Proprietor of the Caribbean Pub, Entertains his Patrons with Tales of his Privateerin' Adventures. Flashbacks of the Captain's 8 Voyages include Encounters with King Neptune, a Mermaid, WitchDoctor, Island Girls & a Sea Witch to name a few... With Dangerous, Sexy, Gross & Often Hilarious Results! Set Sail in a Tall Ship Headed for Disaster on the High Seas! Witness SwordFightin', Cannibalism & Wet Wenches! Sing Along to Scurvy Dog's Pirate Shanties, Learn Pirate Proverbs, Codes of Conduct & Treasure Never Afore Heared Pirate Jokes! So Grabs Yerself a Tankard of Rum, Lash the Wheel to Stern, Jerk Off... Yer Boots & Socks, & Join Captain Scurvy Dog, Along with Seaweed Sally, Drift Wood, Cork Screw & the Rest of the Pirates & Wenches of the Caribbean in "Pirate Scurvy Dog's Pieces of Eight" !

Michael J. Elwell

Captain Scurvy F. Dog

Elwood Carlisle

Driftwood

Tanya Moon

Island Wench

Deena Casiano

Neptune’s Daughter

Elizabeth Del Sol

Handsome Eddie (voice)

Suzanne Donald

Seaweed Sally

Vida Ghaffari

Gypsy Girl

Erica Simmons

Shyboy

Lisa Ann Medel

Island Girl

Angel Morgan Lane

Mother Dog

• Michael J. ElwellWriter · Producer · Director

Release date

April 3, 2007

Status

Released

Original language

English

Runtime

1h 29m