
Film
Nosferatu vs. Father Pipecock & Sister Funk
2014 · 2h 14m · Science Fiction · Comedy · Horror
The bloody, gothic, erotic, neurotic vampiric love-story that couldn't stay silent.
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Overview
A reimagining /regurgitation and re-dubbing of a classic silent horror flick! Shot in mind-shattering 2D (& 36DD), featuring T&A and epic voice-over ‘voom’, by Ms. Ilham Otaku & Pepe Chingadero! Original 1922 star Max Schreck plays (in newly tinted archive footage, mixed, with new) Count Orlock, a deviant, adulterous, shape-shifting Transylvanian vampire aristocrat & super creep, who is tearing Bremen, a new corn-hole & it's up to a 'brotha-in-a-collar' and a creole nun with a flamin' gun, to stop him, in this 'creature-feature' fang-fest! Co-Starring Canadian Scream Queen: Vivita, with new footage shot in tantalizing Watt-a-Rama & dubbed in Tex-O-Phonic Super-Sound
Cast
Vivita
Sister Funk
Tony Watt
Father Pipecock

John Migliore
Johnny Ghoulash
Kelly Mari
Ariana - Bride of Orlock
Sara Dagoda
Fräulein Wassermann - Mistress of Orlock
Crew
- VivitaOriginal Music Composer · Executive Producer · Editor · Director
- Tony WattDirector of Photography · Director · Editor · Original Music Composer · Screenplay · Story · Executive Producer
- Peter John RossOriginal Music Composer
Details
- Release date
- March 9, 2014
- Status
- Released
- Original language
- English
- Runtime
- 2h 14m
- Genres
- Science Fiction, Comedy, Horror, Fantasy, Adventure
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