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Clarkson's Farm

Season 2

2023 · 8 episodes

Another year in the life of Diddly Squat Farm, run by Jeremy Clarkson, Britain's best-known but least-qualified amateur farmer. In an effort to increase his annual profit (£144 last year) he's diversifying, in the shape of cows, more chickens and his own restaurant.

  1. 1. Surviving

    2023-02-10 · 39m

    Jeremy Clarkson sets out to diversify, as a way of increasing his annual profit (£144 last year).

  2. 2. Cowering

    2023-02-10 · 51m

    Jeremy's new herd of cows settle in, but soon reject the fence that keeps them in.

  3. 3. Schmoozing

    2023-02-10 · 49m

    Faced with Council powers that be, Jeremy uses two of his greatest skills: diplomacy and respect for red tape.

  4. 4. Badgering

    2023-02-10 · 44m

    Jeremy Clarkson comes face to face with his nemesis: the badger.

  5. 5. Council-ing

    2023-02-10 · 44m

    The day of the Council's decision on Jeremy's restaurant arrives.

  6. 6. Counselling

    2023-02-10 · 49m

    The fall-out from the Council's decision continues to fall out.

  7. 7. Scheming

    2023-02-10 · 51m

    Jeremy's restaurant idea is re-born, and there's not a moment to waste.

  8. 8. Climaxing

    2023-02-10 · 49m

    Secret preparations accelerate for the opening of Jeremy's restaurant.

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