Season 12

1. Vampire Doesn’t Feel Invited

2017-09-30 · 4m

If we didn’t want to invite you, why would we have included garlic-free tapas and a ‘blood’ option on the menu?

2. I Won’t Let This Bit Die

2017-11-04 · 4m

Katie’s office joke costume budget is over $530,000 a year.

3. Male Friendships Are Just Bullying

2017-11-09 · 3m

This colossal big time piece of crap loser is the best friend I’ve ever had.

4. When Someone’s Trying Too Hard to Have Fun

2017-11-11 · 3m

Sorry, Andrew W.K., but there IS such thing as partying too hard.

5. Stop Pitching Sketches about Other Cast Members

2017-11-25 · 4m

I’m still sour about her sketch “Whoever Writes Our YouTube Video Descriptions Smells Like Cat Dander And Fart”.

6. Don’t Start a Podcast

2017-11-27 · 4m

Go ahead and remove that Blue Snowball microphone from your Amazon cart. It’s not gonna work.

7. Let’s Not Get a Drink Sometime

2017-11-30 · 3m

It has absolutely not been too long.

8. I Swear I Didn’t Wreck the Bathroom

2017-12-07 · 3m

We had to demolish the whole office building. Thanks, Zac.

9. The Best Christmas Songs Are Sad

2017-12-16 · 4m

That festive-depressive time of year for bummer carols, morbid melodies, and mugs of milky liquor.

10. Obscure Christmas Songs

2017-12-18 · 5m

Coming up next, more of those Greek Cathtestants of the Latter Day Saints classics.

11. Gifts That Are Clearly for Yourself

2017-12-21 · 5m

I got you this tattoo of a sick-ass dragon on my back for Hanukkah. You’re welcome.

12. The True Meaning of Christmas

2017-12-23 · 5m

Oh, Grant, relax and shut up – it all makes sense if you don’t think about it.

13. Don’t Jinx Anything by Celebrating

2018-01-04 · 3m

If everything goes according to plan, we’ll have a little bash on my deathbed.

14. When You Get Stuck in a Conversation

2018-01-06 · 4m

Mayday, mayday – I’m trapped in a vortex, and none of my social cues are working.

15. You Weren’t Supposed to See That Photo

2018-01-09 · 4m

It’s actually a really normal fetish. There’s, like, a whole subreddit for it.

16. Remembering Someone by Their Facebook Posts

2018-01-11 · 4m

Hopefully somebody up in heaven will help Raph figure out what to have for lunch today.

17. Leaving Out the Best Part

2018-01-18 · 3m

No one cares what the traffic was like.

18. Are You a Millennial?

2018-01-20 · 4m

I’m whatever generation it is when you can never die because of a sacrifice made to the olden gods.

19. Did You Get My Email?

2018-01-23 · 4m

I was going to respond, as soon as I finished inhaling.

20. The Girl Who Can’t Let Things Go

2018-01-25 · 3m

Leave the grudges to those two terrifying Asian ghost children.

21. This Guy Is Cooler Than You

2018-02-01 · 3m

This sketch is funnier than famous 1920s french clown, Pierre LePie!

22. Is Grant Keith from BuzzFeed?

2018-02-10 · 3m

We finally answer the YouTube commenters’ burning question.

23. You’re All a Bunch of Phone Zombies

2018-02-13 · 3m

Can’t we all put our phones away and try to be present during this emergency?

24. Bad Polling Is Ruining Everything

2018-02-15 · 4m

So you’re telling me that my mom’s Sweetest Boy in World poll was wrong?

25. Wait, Start That Story Again

2018-02-22 · 3m

I’m supposed to write a caption but honestly I wasn’t really paying attention.

26. Did You Know We Work with a Sex Demon?

2018-03-10 · 4m

But he seems like such a nice guy.

27. What One Year of Trump Feels Like

2018-03-13 · 3m

Oh, the good (sort of) old days.

28. Who’s Gonna Call the Lyft?

2018-03-15 · 3m

Take off your shoes in a stranger’s car just a few times, and all of a sudden you’re “disgusting”.

29. The Guy Who Won’t Talk about Politics

2018-03-22 · 2m

People are so stubborn about “rights”.

30. Making Up a Sketch on the Spot

2018-03-29 · 4m

Katie is the Rain Man of making up sketch pitches on the spot.