Season 7

1. Your CrossFit Friends

2014-09-13 · 2m

They’re shredded in the head.

2. The Epic Bacon Boys: Internet Popularity Consultants

2014-09-20 · 3m

Scoot and Zipper advise your website on how to get mad hits.

3. You Have Got to Try Heroin

2014-10-04 · 2m

It’s more addictive than Game of Thrones.

4. Dude, Are You Gay?

2014-10-16 · 2m

Bro, your homophobia is showing.

5. Sex Dungeons and Dragons

2015-01-03 · 3m

Your deepest fantasies meet your favorite fantasy game.

6. Your “I Don’t Care about Sports” Friend

2014-12-13 · 3m

We all know an anti-sports robot.

7. How to Pretend You Like That Shitty Gift

2014-12-20 · 3m

Give the gift of lying.

8. My New Year’s Resolution Is to Get My Dick out of This Toaster

2015-01-01 · 3m

Reach for your dreams, and see what pops up.

9. The Guy Who’s Too Casual about Plans

2015-01-15 · 3m

He totally goes with the flow. Or not. He’ll let you know if he can.

10. Are We Ready to Go Yet?

2015-01-22 · 2m

I just gotta pee quick, and then I’ll be ready.

11. Damon Lindelof’s Mysteries Are Just Annoying

2015-01-29 · 3m

Who is our protagonist? What is his motivation?

12. Everyone’s High School Boyfriend

2015-02-05 · 3m

He doesn’t have a job, so he hangs out at yours.

13. If People Left Parties Like They Leave Facebook

2015-03-25 · 3m

It’s fine to just leave.

14. Why You’re More Successful than Steve Jobs

2015-04-02 · 3m

If at first you don’t succeed, just redefine success.

15. Are My Lady Parts Normal?

2015-04-09 · 3m

Your weird is my normal. Unless that’s weird.

16. How to Braid Your Hair Like in Game of Thrones

2015-04-10 · 3m

The perfect braid for getting decapitated.

17. If CrossFitters Took a Yoga Class

2015-04-16 · 2m

Relax your mind so you can destroy your body.

18. The Guy Who Had a “Crazy” Night

2015-04-30 · 3m

It was crazy, but also, it was insane.

19. The Worst Video Game Controller Ever Made

2015-05-07 · 3m

Ain’t no party like a third party because the third party makes terrible controllers.

20. What Happens When You Tell People You Can’t Eat Gluten

2015-05-13 · 3m

That’s so sad. Want a sandwich?

21. The Guy Who Listens by Interrupting You

2015-05-14 · 2m

It’s called hyperactive listening.

22. Wacky Hijinks from the 80s Comedies Were Mostly Rape

2015-06-11 · 3m

The ‘80s were a wacky, rape-y time.

23. If People Treated Personal Deaths Like Celebrity Deaths

2015-06-23 · 2m

This is actually affecting me. Weird!

24. When Not to Correct People’s Grammar

2015-07-09 · 4m

I before “e” especially after grief.

25. What It’s like Being on a Group Text

2015-07-30 · 2m

Just start a new fucking thread already.

26. 10 Things to Do Before You Die

2015-08-06 · 3m

Because you never know when the end might come.

27. What We Do to Avoid Our Exes

2015-08-13 · 3m

You’ll never be safe (or happy) again.

28. The Secret Power of Periods

2015-09-10 · 1m

No one is safe from the sync.

29. The Guy Who’s Definitely Not Keeping Your Secret

2015-09-18 · 3m

Secrets, secrets are no fun, unless they are for – wait, don’t tell anyone!