Season 9

1. The Coolest Death Ever!

2016-04-20 · 4m

Niiiice.

2. Why Bernie Sanders Is Actually Winning

2016-04-25 · 4m

Did you remember to subtract then re-add the super delegates?

3. The 7 Impressions Dudes Always Do

2016-04-29 · 3m

Alright, alright, alright…

4. When You Don’t Recognise a Friend Request

2016-05-02 · 3m

It’s an elementary act of deduction.

5. The Opposite of a Wing Man

2016-05-04 · 3m

Every young Lothario needs a trusty albatross to balance out the wing man.

6. If Adult Cereals Had Mascots

2016-05-06 · 3m

Silly breakfast mascot, everyone knows oatmeal is for sad adults!

7. When Your Facebook Thread Gets Hijacked

2016-05-11 · 4m

You see, this is our Facebook thread now.

8. When “Sure” Actually Means “No”

2016-05-13 · 2m

Just say no.

9. You Can Be Terrible If You Call It “Self-Care”

2016-05-16 · 3m

It’s not selfish if you neeeeed it.

10. Our Ninja Sketch Got Whitewashed

2016-05-18 · 4m

The beloved, classic tale of a failing foreign culture saved by a white man.

11. These Sketch Pitches Are Too Personal

2016-05-20 · 4m

At least Grant thinks they’re funny.

12. What You Hope Happens When You Share a YouTube Video

2016-05-24 · 4m

Some people see nothing special in sharing funny Internet videos, but they’re wrong.

13. Shopping for a New Version of You

2016-05-28 · 4m

Are you the kind of bad bitch who wears $500 t-shirts just because?

14. After Four Sneezes the World Turns against You

2016-06-03 · 4m

Four sneezes deep and you’re just a terrorist to goodwill and productivity.

15. It Will Never Be Cold Again!

2016-06-09 · 3m

Do you know anyone at the North or South pole who might want our fleece-lined boxers?

16. Crap! You Like an Old Instagram Post!

2016-06-10 · 4m

For a totally believable story you’re gonna need a truly embarrassing photo.

17. You Weren’t “Born in the Wrong Decade”

2016-06-16 · 4m

We would have crushed it in the 1770s.

18. This Thumbnail Is a Butt

2016-06-17 · 3m

Sometimes all you wanna do is slap a butt on a thumbnail and go the eff home.

19. How Uber Rides Are like First Dates

2016-06-24 · 3m

Who talks first? And what if he’s wearing terrible cologne? And what if we get murdered?

20. Facebook’s Algorithm Is like the Mafia

2016-07-01 · 4m

If you want people to see your little “YouTubes,” you best throw us some dough, capisce?

21. If Sex Talk Was like Office Talk

2016-07-02 · 2m

Putting the “W” in “NSFW”.

22. Strip Clubs Suck

2016-07-07 · 4m

Nothing we love more than hangin’ with our buds when we’re horny!

23. Trustworthy Reviews from 500 Assholes

2016-07-08 · 3m

A-holes’ opinions are meaningless, unless there’s 500 of them.

24. What to Do in an Earthquake

2016-07-21 · 3m

Everybody knows earthquakes are more afraid of you than you are of them.

25. Bring Your F*ck-Up Sibling to Work Day

2016-07-23 · 3m

If you’re not sure you have one, you might be one.

26. If Internet Ads Were Salesmen

2016-07-26 · 3m

You’ve got high standards, and we’ve got the high quality goods to match.

27. Everything Is Too PC These Days

2016-07-28 · 3m

Isn’t that technically a microaggression?

28. Donald Trump Will Never Be President… or Will He?

2016-08-06 · 2m

It’s crazy to think that buffoon could ever win an election.

29. Why Summer Is Women’s Winter

2016-08-13 · 3m

When spring turns to summer/And there are blossoms on the trees/The August air doth turn to ice/And all the women freeze!

30. Bond with Strangers by Mocking Your Friends

2016-08-26 · 3m

What are we supposed to do, make normal small talk?

31. Canceling Plans Showdown

2016-04-22 · 4m

A nail biting contest of irresponsibility.