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Seinfeld

Season 9

1997 · 24 episodes

  1. 1. The Butter Shave

    1997-09-25 · 22m

    Kramer uses butter for shaving--and more; George's cane is an advantage at his new job; Jerry feels used by his comedy nemesis, Bania; Elaine breaks up with her boyfriend before their flight back from Europe.

  2. 2. The Voice

    1997-10-02 · 22m

    Kramer hires an assistant; George's boss tries to force him out; Elaine bets Jerry she won't get back with her latest ex.

  3. 3. The Serenity Now

    1997-10-09 · 22m

    George goes to work for his father; Jerry's girlfriend wants to see his emotions; Kramer adopts a suburban feel at home; Elaine prompts two Jewish men to renounce their faith.

  4. 4. The Blood

    1997-10-16 · 22m

    Kramer stores his own blood to avoid a blood-bank fee; George tries to combine his two passions, sex and food; Elaine's plan to show responsibility backfires; Jerry trains with fitness guru Izzy Mendelbaum.

  5. 5. The Junk Mail

    1997-10-30 · 23m

    Kramer battles junk mail; George thinks his parents are trying to avoid him; Jerry acquires a van; and Elaine gets a new man, whose past comes back to haunt her.

  6. 6. The Merv Griffin Show

    1997-11-06 · 22m

    Kramer turns his apartment into a talk-show set; Jerry's girlfriend won't let him play with her toys; George's clash with pigeons leads to problems with a squirrel; a new employee's silent movement rattles Elaine.

  7. 7. The Slicer

    1997-11-13 · 23m

    George has a past with his new boss; Jerry's "revenge date" backfires; Kramer's deli slicer solves Elaine's problem with a neighbor.

  8. 8. The Betrayal

    1997-11-20 · 23m

    Flashbacks trace the evolution of Jerry, George and Elaine's disastrous trip to a wedding in India, and Kramer's desperate need to barter for a birthday wish.

  9. 9. The Apology

    1997-12-11 · 22m

    Jerry's girlfriend is naked too often; Elaine's lifestyle offends a co-worker; Kramer seeks to shorten his showers; George has a disagreement with a new AA member.

  10. 10. The Strike

    1997-12-18 · 22m

    Kramer returns to work after his 12-year strike is settled; Jerry dates a woman whose appearance fluctuates; George gives holiday gifts in his co-workers' names to a fraudulent charity.

  11. 11. The Dealership

    1998-01-08 · 22m

    At a car dealership, Kramer takes a test drive, while Jerry's deal is threatened by a fight between Elaine and Puddy.

  12. 12. The Reverse Peephole

    1998-01-15 · 22m

    Elaine gets into a hassle regarding fur; Jerry stops carrying a wallet, while George suffers from his overstuffed one; Kramer keeps Newman from being evicted.

  13. 13. The Cartoon

    1998-01-29 · 23m

    An actress turns Jerry's criticism into a one-woman show; Kramer stops talking after offending George; Elaine struggles to understand a cartoon in The New Yorker.

  14. 14. The Strong Box

    1998-02-05 · 23m

    Jerry keeps finding Kramer's hidden strongbox key. Elaine dates a mysterious man. George plans a breakup.

  15. 15. The Wizard

    1998-02-26 · 23m

    Jerry buys his father an electric organizer; Kramer retires and moves next door to Jerry's parents in Florida; Susan's parents catch George in a lie; Elaine can't tell if she's part of an interracial couple.

  16. 16. The Burning

    1998-03-19 · 22m

    Kramer and Mickey play ill for med students; Elaine learns that Puddy's religious; George works out how and when to make a good exit; a tractor figures into the past of Jerry's girlfriend.

  17. 17. The Bookstore

    1998-04-09 · 22m

    A bookstore busts Uncle Leo for shoplifting and George for bathroom reading; a misdeed at a company party costs Elaine; Kramer and Newman get a rickshaw, and audition homeless people to pull it.

  18. 18. The Frogger

    1998-04-23 · 22m

    George buys an arcade game to preserve his high score; fear of a serial killer adversely affects Jerry's social life; Elaine eats Peterman's slice of wedding cake from the nuptials of the Duke and Duchess of Windsor.

  19. 19. The Maid

    1998-04-30 · 22m

    Elaine's area code is changed; a co-worker steals George's desired nickname; Jerry sleeps with his maid; Kramer endures a "long-distance relationship" when his girlfriend moves downtown.

  20. 20. The Puerto Rican Day

    1998-05-07 · 22m

    Gridlocked by a parade, Jerry verbally spars with another driver; George goes to a movie; and Kramer looks for a bathroom. Elaine, meanwhile, searches for a crossing point with a group of strangers.

  21. 21. The Chronicle (1)

    1998-05-14 · 43m

    Jerry, Elaine, George & Kramer plan to go to a movie, but Jerry takes out a little time to look at nine years of memories.

  22. 22. The Chronicle (2)

    1998-05-14 · 56m

    More memories and bloopers.

  23. 23. The Finale (1)

    1998-05-14 · 56m

    The gang plans a trip to Paris to celebrate after NBC picks up Jerry and George's sitcom. But there's an in-flight emergency, stranding them in a small town.

  24. 24. The Finale (2)

    1998-05-14 · 23m

    Witnesses testify to the gang's (lack of) character as they go on trial for violating a "Good Samaritan Law."

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