Season 1

1. What Life D-D-Doth

2007-11-04

When Burbury, Connecticut is infected with a strange virus, Xavier must use his healing powers to save the town from an evil computer.

2. Chief Beef Loco

2007-11-11

When a boy named Percy wishes he could impress the Loco's with his mascot outfit, he has Xavier pretend to be him in a costume. The Loco's decide to let Xavier lead them for a while and things get a bit out of hand.

3. Weapons Grade Life

2007-11-18

A young boy pretends to be God and performs surgeries on people to impress his dad.

4. The 6th Teat of Good Intentions

2007-11-25

Xavier thinks that 7 babies were abandoned, so he keeps them as his own. Then he finds out that a woman lost 7 babies and Xavier tries to find the criminal, when it is really himself.

5. Pet Siouxicide

2007-12-02

Xavier surrenders his own freedom for a spoiled child.

6. World of Hurt, BC

2007-12-09 · 15m

Xavier goes back in time by smoking and eating bacon in order to discover his origin.

7. Bloodcorn

2007-12-16

When a factory mix-up turns a town to dust, Xavier must pray for rain.

8. Escape From Squatopian Freedom

2007-12-23

When Xavier's significant crystal is stolen, he is forced to venture forth into a freedom-mad place named Squatopia where he meets a man who plans to escape from Squatopian freedom with Xavier.

9. Signs From Godrilla

2008-01-06 · 15m

Xavier must choose between the heart and the mind.

10. Shakashuri Blowdown

2008-01-13

The final chapter begends when Xavier meets his match.