Season 3

1. Death on a Stick

2010-08-03 · 20m

A drunk man literally slides into death, a game of Russian Roulette has an unusual twist and a boy band's swan song ends with a swan dive.

2. Putting a Smiley Face on Death

2010-09-14 · 20m

Russian mobsters share their last drink, a blonde bombshell literally lights up the night and a nature lover ends up joining the dead animal friend she tried to save.

3. Stupid Is as Stupid Dies

2010-09-21 · 20m

A meth addict bites off more than he can chew, the sorority girl from hell gets sucked down into it and a young couple share their last kiss.

4. Dead Wrongs

2010-09-28 · 21m

Two con men get blown away, a sushi chef becomes the butt of a joke and the deadly consequences of porn addiction.

5. Fatal Distractions

2010-10-05 · 21m

A drug runner gets a heads up, a glutton goes belly up, a man-baby gets timed out, a nature hater gets turtle waxed, two stoners get bonged, a woman gets down and dirty and a man-hater gets feminated.

6. The End Is Weird

2010-10-19 · 21m

A exhibitionist gets the shock of his life, a death that's literally hard to swallow & a street ball player gets some deadly hang time.

7. Hurry Up and Die

2010-10-26 · 21m

An amateur car customer gets swept away, a cheapskate gets what he paid for and a real estate deal goes up in flames.

8. Death Puts On a Dunce Cap

2010-11-02 · 21m

A hunter becomes the game, a soccer fan blows himself out and a crack addicted couple's world comes crashing down.

9. Young, Dumb and Full of Death

2010-11-09 · 21m

A clumsy salesman burns out, a phony priest sees the gets sent to Kingdom Come and a when man does his own version of "Man vs. Wild", wild wins.

10. Deep Fried Death

2010-12-08 · 21m

Death in the 70's! A mean girl gets a chubby bunny, a juicer gets juiced, a thief bites his tongue and a biker boy craps out.

11. Cure for the Common Death Pt. II

2010-12-15 · 21m

A low rider gets crushed; nun chucks take out a dummy; Big Foot gets the boot; a case of spy vs. die; bikini girl swallows the wrong thing; a jockey gets thrown; an adult clown gets deep throated.

12. Sudden Death

2010-12-22 · 21m

A geek has his revenge against a jock, the deadly results from a corset and a British torturer comes up with an idea for a man that's too tall for the rack.

13. Dying to Tell the Story

2010-12-29 · 20m

A spoiled man learns the hard way to not fall asleep in the middle of Africa, an Amish man and a southern couple die sipping on the good stuff and in a battle of man against computer, the computer wins.

14. If You're Dead - Leave a Message and We'll Get Back to You

2011-01-15 · 21m

The origin of the phrase "Mad as a Hatter", a criminal's cries for help literally fall on deaf ears and a con artist who intentionally injures himself ends up getting a much worse unintentional injury.

15. The One About Dumb People Dying!

2011-02-08

A cremator gets creamed, Two luggage thieves steal the wrong bag and a pumpkin thief gets gourd and many other bizarre stories.

16. Getting a Rise from the Dead

2011-02-16

A sign spinner who picks a deadly way to flip his sign, a sneaky sous chef who picks the wrong place to hide from other staff and a mob hit by two mobsters that goes very wrong.

17. Ready or Not, Here Comes Death

2011-02-23

A Japanese game show contestant dives down but comes up dead, a parkour enthusisast takes an unhealthy leap and two drunk hunters finding out that dynamite usage can be hazardous to one's health.

18. Grave Errors

2011-03-02

A hairstylist discovering drugs and alcohol while working can be deadly, a pair of female con artists who find going into a flooded basement can be shocking and a cell phone addict meeting her end in a move theater.

19. Killing Them Softly

2011-03-09

A Nigerian scam artist who winds up on the wrong end of his latest con, a grave robber who falls victim to the graveyard surroundings and an ex-Nazi who falls victim to delayed justice.

20. Better Them Than Us

2011-03-16

A theater owner finding out that flying can lead to the final curtain call, a Russian who gets death from above and a Revolutionary war setting with explosive results for one man.

21. Dead Before They Know It

2011-03-23

A girl takes cream from an unaware roommate with deadly consequences, two Sudanese thieves get death from high in the sky and a holiday mall Santa who ends the season on an icy point.

22. Stupid Is as Death Does

2011-03-30

A drunk sitting in an old pilot's seat gets fatally launched, teenagers in a drinking game find smoking and booze can be deadly and a video game addict learns the hard way that long term playing can lead to a real life "game over".

23. Mister Death

2011-04-06

A football player's odd place for storing his gun has deadly results, a terrorist escapes only for his method of escaping leads to his demise and a bank robber losing his head during the attempted theft.

24. Death, The New Black

2011-07-18

A disco dancer takes a fatal spin on the dance floor, a sauna contest has deadly results for the last contestant and an obnoxious drunk meets a heavy end at a plus sized beauty pageant.

25. Death Be a Lady Tonight

2011-07-25

An obnonoxious man steals a cab ride and gets cut down literally, an unhinged woman learns there is a fatal way to stalk her ex and terrorists find out that death can come from an unseen enemy.

26. Today’s Special: Death

2011-08-01

A woman who lied about her welding experience gets an explosive payback, a Prohibition era gunman finds a steamy bath house room is not the place to pull a gun and a right wing political activist makes a fatal point.

27. Eat, Pray Die

2011-08-08

A Dark Ages witch hunter meets death by stones, a juvenile delinquent fools around with a piece of farm equipment with fatal results and a drunk at a bachelor party receives a sharp and fatal blow.

28. Wait, Don't Tell Me – You’re Dead!

2011-08-15

A neo-nazi opens up a can of whoop ass, an epileptic stripper goes lights out, a poser diver washes out, a bunch of drug smugglers get caught red handed, a voyeur gets hood winked, a stalker gets shafted and a prankster’s prank backfires.

29. Death - The Gift That Lasts Forever

2011-08-22

A cheatin' hubby gets eaten by a bear, an old pervert sex-plodes, a bride goes down at the altar, a package gets an anthrax surprise, an insomniac commits a hit and run, a bearded hipster drowns and a drunk worker's pants explode.

30. Death: One Size Fits All

2011-08-29

A bakery worker, a coal miner, an oil wrestler and a driving instructor meet untimely demises.

31. Deadliest Kitsch

2011-10-24

Dictator gets stuck; securtiy guard gets hosed; rock climber falls; cyclist runs out of breath; circus clown meets an insane posse.

32. Grave Decisions

2011-10-31

Politico has a sneezing fit; a gun toting man blows up; a dirty biker gets justice; camper boils over with love.

33. Dirt Nap

2011-11-07

A bank robber sticks his neck out for a friend, red head gets taken down, a badass teen meets a mail box, a sheister shopper takes a dip, a fat man loses face, and a fart that kills.

34. Death Takes a Vacation

2011-11-14

Food trucker gets fried; chemical engineer gets burned; drug dealer goes for a trip; mime is silenced.

35. Wild Wild Death

2011-11-21

An inside job sucks the air out of a room; a superhero tries to fly; girl wants to strangle her boss.

36. Death Penalties

2012-01-25

Wedding singer gets choked up, muscle bound woman meets her maker, wanna be chef loses face, french maid gets stuck on iron maiden, mugger spills own guts, a "winning" tv star gets cancelled.

37. Die-abestic

2012-02-01

A lady puckers up one last time, a tow truck driver becomes a head banger, a waitress gets a bad tip, a food critic forgets the point, turkey gets hit with a turkey, neck massager takes a woman’s breath away, a dancer loses heart.

38. Star Death: The Last Generation

2012-02-08

Cat Lady’s love goes too fur, a burglar falls for his victim, a mob boss is given the finger, a nasty supermodel is given a dead eye, a customer is left breathless by great savings, a guy rolls over the point.

39. Death – Putting the “Fun” in “Funeral”

2012-02-22

Trainer and barbells meet, a polygamist falls for his own trap, lady misses the point of marriage, a couple wine and die, cable thief gets screwed, ticket scalper doesn't beat a light, dodgeballer has to dodge more than balls.

40. Sor-Dead Affair

2012-02-29

A man sexes up a statue, a sleep walker goes for a swim, hot headed swimming instructor gets over heated, bad parrot sitter takes a fall, rioter gets the wind knocked out of him, and a man dies with a happy ending.

41. Locked and Low Dead

2012-02-29

Socialite goes green, man with short fuse finally blows, woman high jumps to her death, crooked cop has the smell of decay, a wormy scam artist, trippy trip to the market, lame mad scientist gets burned.