Series 9

1. The Sweet Smell of Success

1983-04-22 · 30m

Mrs. Slocombe sells her home-made perfume. After a misunderstanding, Mrs. Peacock finds Captain Peacock without his pants (perfume had spilled on them) and the ill-fated trousers in the hands of Mr. Rumbold's secretary.

2. Conduct Unbecoming

1983-04-29 · 30m

Mr. Humphries is accused of stealing and his distinguished career could end in disgrace. In a trial, he is found guilty and dismissed, but Mr. Harman finds the missing money in the back of the till from which it was supposedly stolen.

3. Memories Are Made of This

1983-05-06 · 30m

When the handsome golf pro from Sports comes to the floor for a demonstration, he accidentally hits Mrs. Slocombe. She then thinks she's a little girl, wrecking havoc on the store as she cavorts around the department.

4. Calling All Customers

1983-05-13 · 30m

The staff perform a play on CB radio to advertise Grace Brothers. The play results in the store being swamped by truck drivers who are driven off by Mr. Humphries and Mrs. Slocombe.

5. Monkey Business

1983-05-20 · 30m

Bad news. Grace Brothers may be bought by the Japanese. The staff take their problems to Number Ten, where they speak with President Reagan by phone. Mrs. Thatcher gets fashion tips from Mr. Humphries.

6. Lost and Found

1983-05-27 · 30m

When Mrs. Slocombe's cat turns up missing, she decides that only Mr. Humphries could take its place.