Season 3

1. Emotional Support Convertible

2026-06-19 · 11m

Paper is frustrated when Scissors gets a car registered as an emotional support convertible and brings it with him everywhere.

2. The Baseball

2026-06-19 · 11m

The trio's baseball lands in an air force base, and they must enlist to get it back.

3. Rock's Half Birthday

2026-06-26 · 11m

Paper and Scissors struggle to make Rock's outlandish half-birthday wish that he can fly come true.

4. Cherry Picking

2026-06-26 · 11m

Scissors stays home when Rock and Paper go cherry picking, but when they grow much closer to one another, he feels left out.

5. Rock, Rock, Rock, Rock, Rock, Paper, Scissors

2026-07-10 · 11m

Paper and Pencil inadvertently create a horde of Rock clones and decide to look after them together.

6. The Wish

2026-07-10 · 11m

Rock, Paper, and Scissors find a genie, but just as they're about to make their wish, his 1,000 year curse runs out, and he can no longer grant their wish.

7. The Train Problem

2026-07-17 · 11m

Paper and Sandpaper are on a train that gets hijacked by the Algebra Villain, who will make them crash unless Paper solves an algebra problem.

8. Salmon Delivery for Ya

2026-07-17 · 11m

Rock and Scissors think of the perfect prank call, but Rock bails to watch Franz Roll's pet Kitty.

9. Hardcore

2026-07-24 · 11m

When Scissors makes "being hardcore" a mandatory apartment rule, Paper goes to absurd lengths to prove himself.

10. Scissors' New Therapist

2026-07-24 · 11m

When Scissors' therapist leaves town, he's horrified to discover his new therapist is Logan, his bully.

11. The Henry Winkler Episode

2026-07-31 · 11m

Rock, Paper, and Scissors jump at the chance to go on a wacky adventure with Henry Winkler, only to discover the beloved celebrity is secretly a criminal mastermind.

12. Paper Loves Potato

2026-07-31 · 11m

Paper's romantic dinner plans with Pencil spiral out of control after the whole town is convinced he's dating Potato.

13. The Secret

2026-08-07 · 11m

Rock tries to hide Potato's latest achievement from Paper, knowing he's incapable of keeping a secret.

14. Sandpapers' Workout Program

2026-08-07

When Sandpaper confiscates their video games, Rock, Paper, and Scissors are forced to survive her insanely dangerous jungle workout program to get it back.

15. Paper: Renowned Researcher

2026-08-14 · 11m

Paper travels back to the Paleolithic Era to save his reputation as a researcher, only to make things much, much worse.

16. Meatball

2026-08-14 · 11m

Lou turns his cat, Meatball, into a vampire to try and keep him alive forever.

17. The Apology Soirée

2026-08-21 · 11m

While Paper and Scissors throw an apology party for everyone they've wronged, Rock accidentally shrinks himself and Franz Roll, and the two struggle to survive the chaos.

18. Scissors' Perfect Match

2026-08-21 · 11m

Scissors falls for a beautiful mermaid he met on a dating app, but his desperate need to prove she's real threatens to destroy their relationship.

19. The Watching

Rock, Paper, and Scissors have a great time birdwatching until they return home to find the birds have started watching them.

20. Nightmares

The trio discovers they're trapped in a nightmare and must wake up before one of them wets the bed.