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Spooner's Patch

Series 1

1979 · 6 episodes

  1. 1. The Unwanted Prisoner

    1979-07-09 · 30m

    Spooner isn't amused when the inscription 'Spooner's Pigsty' is daubed on the noticeboard; or when Constable Bulsover drives straight into his superior's car.

  2. 2. The Morning After...

    1979-07-16 · 30m

    Spooner emerges from his flat above the station, still in his dressing gown and suffering a hangover with accompanying memory loss.

  3. 3. The Share-Out

    1979-07-30 · 30m

    Bribery and corruption? Spooner and Goatman make a stout denial when the golf trolleys they trundle into the station prove to be full of wine, groceries and other goodies.

  4. 4. The Presentation Clock

    1979-08-13 · 30m

    Spooner's great ambition is to win the golf club championship and the presentation clock that goes with it. In spite of cheating, he fails, but a surprise awaits him at the station.

  5. 5. Par for the Course

    1979-08-20 · 30m

    Nothing goes right for Spooner on the day he is to play golf with the club president — from trouble with pensioners to being badly chauffeured by Bulsover.

  6. 6. The Share-Out

    1980-03-19 · 30m

    The Mayor, one of Spooner's few admirers, asks him to keep an eye on his house while he is away. Greta, the au pair, is certainly worth keeping an eye on...

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