Series 3

1. The Big Match

1982-04-15 · 30m

Daily mundanities and a vanload of drunken Scotsmen conspire to keep Spooner from watching a key football match.

2. The Lock-Up

1982-04-22 · 30m

Taking a thrashing from Bulsover during a self-defence lesson that he foolishly instigated, Spooner starts fiddling with a pair of hand cuffs...

3. Finders, Keepers...!

1982-04-29 · 30m

Bulsover finds a locked briefcase whilst cleaning out a squad car. They find out it's full of jewellery, but who does it belong to?

4. The Sting

1982-05-06 · 30m

Spooner is seduced by the bright lights of showbiz when a producer asks for his help in the making of a new film.

5. Suffer the Little Children...

1982-05-13 · 30m

Spooner meets his match when a young boy turns up at the police station on his mother's orders.

6. Vote, Mrs Cantaford

1982-05-20 · 30m

Mrs Cantaford tries to curtail Spooner's despotic activities by running for councillor on a 'get rid of filth' ticket.

7. Police Intelligence

1982-08-24 · 30m

Extreme bordedom drives everyone to distraction and forces Spooner to fear for Bulsover's sanity.