Season 3

1. Lies, Lies, Lies

1966-09-14

Gomer tries to convince his friends that a movie star has invited them all to a barbecue at her house.

2. Crazy Legs Gomer

1966-09-21

Carter plans to use Gomer to win the inter-squad competition.

3. Gomer the Carrier

1966-09-28

Gomer and Carter are the only ones who don't come down with German measles.

4. Caution: Low Overhead

1966-10-05

Sgt. Carter sets out to expose a fraud by proving to Gomer that the man who sold him a cheap watch is a crook.

5. Show Me The Way to Go Home

1966-10-12

Gomer is accused by a drunk's wife of turning her husband into an alcoholic.

6. How to Succeed in Farming Without Really Trying

1966-10-19

Carter sabotages Gomer's garden by putting vodka in his prize watermelon.

7. Gomer and the Little Men From Outer Space

1966-10-26

Carter sends Gomer to a psychiatrist when he claims he has seen men from outer space.

8. The Borrowed Car

1966-11-02

Gomer is arrested after wrecking Sgt. Carter's car.

9. Gomer Pyle, Super Chef

1966-11-09

Carter bets Sgt. Hacker that he can't teach Gomer to cook a meal.

10. Marry Me, Marry Me

1966-11-16

Gomer dates a girl with similar interests, then discovers that she considers them engaged after the first date.

11. Cold Nose, Warm Heart

1966-11-23

Carter gives his girlfriend a puppy only to find himself competing with it for her affections.

12. Follow That Car

1966-11-30

Gomer and Carter are captured by smugglers.

13. It Takes Two to Tangle

1966-12-14

Sgt. Carter learns Bunny was seen with another man.

14. Whither the Weather

1966-12-21

Gomer can predict the weather better than the weather bureau.

15. Love's Old Sweet Song

1966-12-28

A songstress applauds Gomer's song with a kiss.

16. Gomer the Recruiter

1967-01-04

Gomer unwittingly signs up a fugitive bank robber as a new recruit.

17. The Secret Life of Gomer Pyle

1967-01-11

Carter suspects Gomer has been spending his Sundays at the beach; then tries to meet the beauties Gomer appeared with in a magazine.

18. Go Blow Your Horn

1967-01-18

Carter tries to transfer Gomer to the Marine band.

19. You Bet Your Won Ton

1967-01-25

Gomer holds a farewell dinner in a Chinese restaurant, not knowing it is a front for a gambling operation.

20. Sue The Pants Off 'Em

1967-02-01

Two shyster lawyers try to get Gomer and Carter to file a false damage suit after a near miss from an automobile.

21. Gomer the Card Shark

1967-02-08

Carter and Duke use Gomer to expose a card cheat.

22. To Re-enlist or Not to Re-enlist

1967-02-15

Sgt. Carter attempts to keep Gomer from re-enlisting.

23. Lou Ann Poovie Sings Again

1967-02-22

The Marine's favorite nightclub singer returns: Lou-Ann Poovie, who looks like a dream and sings like a nightmare. Sgt. Carter fights for her favors with two rivals -- Gomer and Duke.

24. Gomer, the Welsh Rarebit Fiend

1967-03-01

Gomer's love for Welsh rarebit causes him to sleepwalk -- and to tell off Carter.

25. Sing a Song of Papa

1967-03-08

A club owner wants Gomer to sing every night.

26. Where There's a Will

1967-03-15

Carter volunteers Gomer for a parachute jump.

27. Lost, the Colonel's Daughter

1967-03-22

Gomer loses the colonel's daughter at a go-go club, then tracks her to a beatnik den.

28. The Crow Ganef

1967-03-29

Gomer's new friend, a crow, turns out to be a thief, plundering everyone -- and stashing the loot in Gomer's locker.

29. One of Our Shells is Missing

1967-04-05

Carter and Gomer hunt for a live mortar shell which the private lost during practice.

30. Lou Ann Poovie Sings No More

1967-04-12

When Lou-Ann is about to be fired from her job as a nightclub singer, Gomer finds her a job as a salesgirl.