Season 5

1. Car For Sale

1968-09-27

Hacker plans to get even when Carter sells his car to Gomer instead of to him.

2. Corporal Duke

1968-09-04

Duke is promoted to corporal, but finds his old reputation getting in his way.

3. The Booty Prize

1968-10-11

Gomer and Carter are the victims of the lead boot, the battalion's booby prize.

4. The Return of Monroe

1968-10-18

Lou Ann's old boyfriend visits.

5. Just Move Your Lips, Sergeant

1968-10-25

The platoon's chances to sing in a movie are almost spoiled by Sgt. Carter -- he can't carry a tune.

6. All You Need is One Good Break

1968-11-08

Gomer and Carter clash as they vie for an actress.

7. A Marriage of Convenience

1968-11-15

A movie star tries to get Carter to marry her -- after Gomer refuses -- in order to avoid being deported.

8. A Star is Not Born

1968-11-22

Carter appears in a Hollywood movie, but finds acting harder than he thought.

9. Come Blow Your Top

1968-11-29

Sgt. Hacker bets Carter that he can't go 24 hours without losing his temper, and then enlists Gomer's aid to win his bet.

10. A Little Chicken Soup Wouldn't Hurt

1968-12-06

Lonely widow Molly Gordon feels old and useless until Gomer and his appreciative buddies eat her wonderful home cooking.

11. Gomer, the Perfect MP

1968-12-13

Gomer is assigned to guard duty at a back gate of the base and refuses to let Carter pass through.

12. The Wild Bull Returns

1968-12-20

South American General Cortez looks up his old friends, and falls in love with Carter's girlfriend Bunny.

13. Hit and Write

1968-12-27

When Carter scratches a parked car and offers to pay for it, the owner shows up with a bill for a completely demolished fender.

14. Two on the Bench

1969-01-03

Carter won't believe that Gomer really knows football star Moose Lewis.

15. A Tattoo For Gomer

1969-01-10

Gomer's practical joke backfires when Lou Ann appears to like his fake tattoo.

16. Win-A-Date

1969-01-17

Gomer and Carter are contestants on the ""Win-A-Date"" televised program.

17. Marriage, Sgt. Carter Style

1969-01-24

Carter decides that Gomer might not re-enlist if he were married, so he tries to push the private into a quick wedding.

18. To Save a Life

1969-01-31

Sgt. Carter saves Gomer's life and almost comes to regret it as Gomer suffocates him with gratitude.

19. Dynamite Diner

1969-02-07

Gomer and Lou Ann pitch in to help open a new diner, not realizing the owners are in fact planning to rob the bank next door.

20. Freddy's Friendly Computer

1969-02-14

Gomer and Carter again fall prey to con man ""Friendly Freddy,"" now running a computer dating service.

21. Gomer Maneuvers

1969-02-21

Gomer inadvertently reveals the position of his platoon to the ""enemy"" during camp maneuvers.

22. Gomer Tends A Sick Kat

1969-02-28

Gomer overhears a conversation about Bunny's sick cat and jumps to the conclusion that it's Sgt. Carter who is critically ill.

23. I'm Always Chasing Gomers

1969-03-07

Carter decides he must get away from Gomer to avoid a nervous breakdown, but continues to be haunted by him.

24. The Short Voyage Home

1969-03-14

Carter takes charge of Gomer's life savings for safekeeping and has his pocket picked by a little old lady.

25. Proxy Poppa

1969-03-21

A Marine buddy breaks his leg and Gomer and Carter have to take his expectant wife to the hospital.

26. Flower Power

1969-03-28

Three hippies help Gomer paint a truck for maneuvers, but the results are not standard military camouflage.

27. Hare Today, Gone Tomorrow

1969-04-04

Carter allows a pet rabbit to escape before he learns that it belongs to a general's son.

28. Show Time With Sgt. Carol

1969-04-18

Sgt. Carol wants Gomer to sing in the Marine camp show she is organizing, but Sgt. Carter won't agree to her plans.

29. My Fair Sister

1969-04-25

Gomer must escort Sgt. Carter's sister to a dance.

30. Goodbye Camp Henderson, Hello Sergeant Carter

1969-05-02

Carter learns Gomer is being sent to another base.