Season 3

1. Raise Your Hand

2011-12-01 · 3m

I can’t raise my hand. I’m allergic to effort.

2. Magazines

2011-12-08 · 2m

Magazines are sooo heavy. Especially the ones with pictures of fat people.

3. Jetlag

2011-12-15 · 2m

Can’t sleep? Count sheepskin boots.

4. Santa

2011-12-22 · 3m

Twas the night before Christmas and all through the house… I was shuffling around chain smoking and trying on different shoes.

5. Presentation 4

2012-01-06 · 3m

War – what is it good for? Cute uniforms.

6. Jewish Looking Girl

2012-01-12 · 2m

She’s a rock star of David.

7. Layers

2012-01-19 · 2m

It’s freezing cold under all these layers.

8. Call My Phone

2012-01-26 · 3m

Sing along! Actually no, just find my phone.

9. Trenta

2012-02-02 · 2m

Start the morning with a gallon of joe.

10. Evil Dragon

2012-02-09 · 3m

It’s always the bodyguard you least suspect.

11. Police

2012-02-17 · 3m

I fought the law and the law was a jerk face.

12. Mug Shot

2012-02-23 · 3m

Is this the duckface of a criminal?

13. Jail

2012-03-08 · 3m

Mary-Kate deals with life in the slammer.

14. Dishwasher

2012-03-15 · 3m

Mary-Kate loves shiny appliances! And by that she means sweaty laborers.

15. Pillow Talk

2012-03-22 · 3m

Mary-Kate and Bodyguard may have effed up and effed.

16. Sex and Sexuality (Very Maggie Smith)

2012-04-01 · 3m

Butler stays abreast of Maggie Smith’s love life.

17. Sleeping in Class

2012-04-05 · 3m

Mary-Kate goes to sleep to the soothing sounds of a yelling professor.

18. Professor’s Presentation

2012-04-12 · 3m

Mary-Kate sabotages Professor in front of the school board.

19. Slumber Party

2012-04-19 · 2m

First one to fall asleep gets a hand in warm Pellegrino.

20. Pills

2012-04-26 · 3m

Take once per day with a picture of food.

21. Comet

2012-05-03 · 2m

Mary-Kate’s cat meows out against drugs.

22. Draw Something

2012-05-10 · 3m

Mary-Kate challenges Bodyguard to some 1am Pictionary.

23. The Case of the Cracked Cup (Very Maggie Smith 2)

2012-05-24 · 2m

When Maggie Smith’s teacup goes handle-less, everyone’s a suspect.

24. Summer House

2012-05-31 · 3m

Mary-Kate gets lost indoors and has to crack out her survival skills.