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Two and a Half Men

Season 12

2014 · 16 episodes

In the final season, Walden and Alan take drastic (and hilarious) steps to redefine family, love, and what it means to finally grow up.

  1. 1. The Ol' Mexican Spinach

    2014-10-30 · 21m

    After a health scare on Halloween, Walden decides he needs to change his life.

  2. 2. A Chic Bar in Ibiza

    2014-11-06 · 21m

    Alan has second thoughts about getting married after he's asked to sign a pre-nup.

  3. 3. Glamping in a Yurt

    2014-11-13 · 21m

    Alan and Walden have a meeting with an adoption social worker that hinges on them being convincing as a loving couple. Lyndsey returns after 60 days in rehab.

  4. 4. Thirty-Eight, Sixty-Two, Thirty-Eight

    2014-11-20 · 21m

    A birth mother considers having Walden and Alan adopt her baby.

  5. 5. Oontz. Oontz. Oontz.

    2014-11-27 · 21m

    Walden becomes a foster parent to a 6-year-old boy, but worries about himself when they don't hit it off like he hoped.

  6. 6. Alan Shot a Little Girl

    2014-12-04 · 21m

    Alan breaks Walden's rules when he realizes that Louis thinks he's cool, and he wants it to stay that way.

  7. 7. Sex with an Animated Ed Asner

    2014-12-11 · 21m

    Alan and Walden befriend three moms at a kids’ gym, but things get complicated when Walden becomes attracted to one of them. Alan goes out for a girls’ night with a group of moms.

  8. 8. Family, Bublé, Deep-Fried Turkey

    2014-12-18 · 21m

    Alan and Walden attempt to convince Louis that Santa Claus is real.

  9. 9. Bouncy, Bouncy, Bouncy, Lyndsey

    2015-01-08 · 21m

    Walden discovers how challenging it is to be intimate with women when his foster son, Louis, is in the house. Also, Herb asks Alan if he can go on a date with Lyndsey.

  10. 10. Here I Come, Pants!

    2015-01-15 · 21m

    Alan takes it upon himself to help Walden keep Louis after the social worker discovers he and Walden are not really a gay couple.

  11. 11. For Whom the Booty Calls

    2015-01-22 · 21m

    Walden joins a group for adoptive fathers, and finds it to be a nice escape from Alan.

  12. 12. A Beer-Battered Rip-Off

    2015-01-29 · 21m

    When Alan breaks up with their social worker to get back together with Lyndsey, Walden worries it will affect Louis’ adoption.

  13. 13. Boompa Loved His Hookers

    2015-02-05 · 21m

    Walden fears if he breaks up with Ms. McMartin, it will jeopardize his adoption of Louis. Also, Alan hesitates when Lyndsey asks him to move in with her.

  14. 14. Don't Give a Monkey a Gun

    2015-02-12 · 21m

    After they sign their divorce papers, Walden offers Alan the gift of his choice, but when Alan chooses something selfish and impractical, it puts his relationship with Lyndsey on the line.

  15. 15. Of Course He's Dead (1)

    2015-02-19 · 18m

    Charlie Harper is alive. Or is he?

  16. 16. Of Course He's Dead (2)

    2015-02-19 · 21m

    Charlie Harper is alive. Or is he?

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