Season 2

1. Inherit the Wind

1989-09-12 · 23m

Roseanne tries her hand at telephone solicitation while trying to console Becky who had an embarrassing accident in front of the school council.

2. The Little Sister

1989-09-19 · 23m

Jackie takes umbrage at Roseanne's remarks about her career ambitions when she reveals that she has enrolled in police academy; Becky gets caught reading Dan's girlie magazine.

3. Guilt by Disassociation

1989-09-26 · 23m

Inexperienced Roseanne is hired for -- and subsequently fired from -- a job requiring computer experience.

4. Somebody Stole My Gal

1989-10-03 · 23m

After a lonely architect who works with Dan has dinner at the Conners', he attempts to buy their friendship.

5. House of Grown-Ups

1989-10-10 · 23m

Roseanne begins to feel the empty-nest syndrome when Jackie departs for police training, Becky dates a 17-year-old and Darlene goes to a co-ed party.

6. Five of a Kind

1989-10-24 · 23m

A kiss is just a kiss, but it could mean trouble when the kisser is Dan's buddy Arnie, and the kissee is Roseanne.

7. BOO!

1989-10-31 · 23m

The Conner family terrify each other out of their wits on Halloween night.

8. Sweet Dreams

1989-11-07 · 23m

Roseanne tries to get a few minutes of relaxation in the bathtub, but she ends up getting constant interruptions from her family--and a fantasy about two hunks.

9. We Gather Together

1989-11-21 · 23m

On Thanksgiving Day, Jackie finally spills the news of her new job to her mother; and Dan's dad butters up Crystal.

10. Brain-Dead Poets Society

1989-11-28 · 23m

Darlene refuses to read her prize-winning poem on Culture Night at her school, preferring to stay home to watch a ballgame with Dan, until Roseanne lays down the law.

11. Lobocop

1989-12-05 · 23m

When Roseanne takes a second job, her hectic work schedule takes a bite out of her romantic schedule with Dan. Dan disguises himself in an attempt to win back Roseanne's affections.

12. No Talking

1989-12-12 · 23m

Becky wages a teenage war of silence against Roseanne.

13. Chicken Hearts

1990-01-02 · 23m

Roseanne strains to treat her 17-year-old boss with respect so she can have weekends off to be with her family.

14. One for the Road

1990-01-09 · 23m

When the parents are away, Becky and her friend Dana play with a little help from the liquor cabinet.

15. An Officer and a Gentleman

1990-01-23 · 23m

When Roseanne is called away, Jackie impresses Dan and the kids with her homemaking skills.

16. Born to Be Wild

1990-01-30 · 23m

Roseanne and Dan get a blast from the blast when old pal Ziggy cruises into Lanford on a motorcycle, prompting the Conners to resurrect their old bike.

17. Hair

1990-02-06 · 23m

Roseanne applies for a job at a beauty salon doing the same domestic chores that she does at home.

18. I'm Hungry

1990-02-13 · 23m

Dan is persuaded to join Roseanne in a weight-loss program that involves exercise.

19. All of Me

1990-02-20 · 23m

Roseanne doesn't share Jackie's enthusiasm for the exciting new man in her life.

20. To Tell the Truth

1990-02-27 · 23m

Roseanne's meddling results in silence between the sisters, but Jackie has exciting news to share.

21. Fender Bender

1990-03-20 · 23m

Roseanne's station wagon is hit by a luxury car that belongs to the rich Mrs. Wellman.

22. April Fool's Day

1990-04-10 · 23m

On April 15th, Dan and Roseanne offer the kids a frantic lesson in family accounting; and in despair finally visit the local IRS office.

23. Fathers and Daughters

1990-05-01 · 23m

In an attempt to bond with their daughters, Dan goes clothes shopping with Becky, and Roseanne watches basketball with Darlene.

24. Happy Birthday

1990-05-08 · 23m

Roseanne finally has a place to write when Dan builds her an office for her birthday -- but she's stricken with a case of writer's block.