2020

1. The First Guy To Ever Open A Restaurant

2020-02-13 · 3m

Come on in and be restored! A stranger will prepare a meal for you. Do not interact with this stranger.

2. The First Guy To Ever Hold Up A Lighter At A Concert

2020-03-12 · 4m

Ever wonder who started the tradition of raising lighters and cellphones at concerts? It was this guy. So there, now you know.

3. The First Guy To Ever Make A Friend

2020-04-13 · 5m

Hi there hello good news I have chosen you as a person that I want to hang out with and warn when large animals are nearby.

4. The First Guy To Ever Have A Home

2020-06-17 · 5m

Please don't come in here. Cabin in thumbnail photographed by Zachary DeBottis at Pexels!

5. The First Guy To Ever Swim

2020-06-30 · 4m

It's summer and I love floating at the top of the drinking stuff.

6. The First Guy To Ever Play Tag

2020-07-07 · 3m

Tag is weird. It's a weird game.

7. The First Guy To Ever Get Drunk

2020-07-27 · 5m

Good news I found my super old berries, they tasted like fire.

8. The First Guy To Ever Get Ripped

2020-08-19 · 4m

Look at all my bulges.

9. The First Couple To Ever Get Married

2020-10-01 · 4m

Sketch written by: Julie Nolke & Ryan George

10. The First Couple To Ever Get Divorced

2020-10-01 · 3m

Sketch written by: Julie Nolke & Ryan George

11. The First Guy To Ever Celebrate A Birthday

2020-10-29 · 4m

Let's get fire involved.

12. The First Guy To Ever Rob A Bank

2020-11-09 · 5m

Give me people's money.

13. The First Guy To Ever Be King

2020-11-27 · 4m

I guess I own everything.

14. The First Guy To Ever Eat Dessert

2020-12-10 · 4m

The meal is not done.