2023

1. The First Guy To Ever Vandalize

2023-01-11 · 5m

The world's my playground I decided.

2. The First Guy To Ever Report The News

2023-02-19 · 5m

Bad stuff!

3. The First Guy To Ever Discover Laxatives

2023-03-05 · 2m

Something is happening.

4. The First Guy To Ever Drive A Taxi

2023-03-31 · 4m

Get in the car.

5. The First Guy To Ever Use Figures Of Speech

2023-04-17 · 4m

I could eat a horse.

6. The First Guy To Ever Take A Hostage

2023-05-09 · 5m

This is a very tense moment.

7. The First Guy To Ever Get Fired

2023-07-15 · 4m

You're setting me on fire?

8. The First Guy To Ever Own A Bird

2023-08-22 · 4m

Why did you arrest that bird?

9. The First Guy To Ever Be Superstitious

2023-09-13 · 3m

I guess I can't take this hat off anymore.

10. The First Guy To Ever Quit His Job

2023-09-29 · 4m

I'm not gonna do that.

11. The First Guy To Ever Trick or Treat

2023-10-27 · 4m

How am I supposed to get candy now?

12. The First Guy To Ever High Five

2023-11-26 · 4m

Slap my hand with your hand.

13. The First Guy To Ever Make A New Year's Resolution

2023-12-31 · 2m

New year new me