Season 2

Julian's led a fucked-up life, but he's a survivor and knows a thing or two about love, money, and relationships. If you use his advice, that's fine. But if you don't, he really doesn't give a fuck.

1. 1. Don’t Be Bettin’ on Fuckin’ Hobo Fights

   2017-01-24 · 10m

   Julian asked Ricky and Bubbles to help him out for the first episode of the new season of Dear Julian! Hear advice on the morality of hobo fights, how to pass a piss test, and why you shouldn’t fuck with Tie Domi, under any circumstances!

2. 2. Does Bubbles Prefer to Feed the Geese?

   2017-01-31 · 10m

   Bubbles and Ricky are back, getting their fingerprints all over Julian’s new table. The Boys answer questions about whether or not 2017 will suck hard, how many kilometres are on the Shitmobile, as well as an extremely intimate question about Bubbles’ love life!

3. 3. How in the Fuck Do You Make Swish?

   2017-02-08 · 14m

   Julian and special guest Bubbles answer your questions about the origins of the Green Bastard, how to rip off Employment Insurance, Randy as a child, and the most fucked up things they’ve ever seen Ricky do.

4. 4. Half-Naked Most of the Time

   2017-02-14 · 17m

   Bubbles is back as a special guest, and he’s really earning his pay (a bag of chips). They answer questions about shitty landlords, animals on weed, the reasons behind Julian’s love of black shirts, and much more!

5. 5. Be Fuckin’ Supportive

   2017-04-25 · 5m

   Julian answers questions about dealing with your buddy’s new girlfriend, handling horny young piano students, and what Bubbles has in store for a new SwearNet show. It all goes pretty smoothly until Chipper fucks it all up.

6. 6. Avoiding Whisky Dick

   2017-05-30 · 6m

   Julian’s answering your questions about liquor threesomes, lending money to friends, and stripper moms. He also gets a little bit fucking pissed at some dicks who insist on calling him Swayze!

7. 7. It's for the Liquor

   2017-06-06 · 6m

   Julian offers advice on cheap liquor options, parenting, and ladies. He also answers the question we’ve all been wondering: how in the fuck does he put up with all of these fucky questions?

8. 8. Fuckin’ Modern Technology

   2017-06-13 · 8m

   Julian passes on some Ricky advice for throwing the cops off the dope scent. He also talks about technology’s impact on his business initiatives, keeping rum from spilling while driving, and what retirement looks like to him.