Season 1

1. One on the Town

1981-05-15 · 66m

Guy Caballero welcomes you to SCTV's new programming season on NBC.

2. Polynesiantown

1981-05-22 · 66m

Johnny LaRue plays a restaurant owner in his latest movie.

3. Southside Fracas

1981-05-29

Guy Caballero hires illegal immigrant Pirini Scleroso; the Fracases argue about their daughter's wedding.

4. Compilation

1981-06-19

A selection of sketches from the previous seasons.

5. Lunchtime Street Beef

1981-07-03

Johnny LaRue is desperate for work after the failure of "Polynesiantown."

6. Moral Majority

1981-07-10

Guy tries to appease a major advertiser.

7. Pledge Week

1981-07-17

SCTV holds a pledge drive.

8. Bouncin' Back to You with the Tubes

1981-07-24

Lola Heatherton is despondent after her live special is canceled.

9. The Great White North

1981-07-31

Bob and Doug McKenzie invite fellow hoser Ian Thomas onto their show.

10. CCCP 1

1981-10-16

SCTV's regular programming is interrupted by a Soviet satellite.

11. I'm Taking My Own Head...

1981-10-23

Libby Wolfson prepares for her new play.

12. Zontar

1981-10-30

The SCTV cast and crew falls victim to alien mind control.

13. Walter Cronkite's Brain

1981-11-06

David Brinkley's look at the human brain includes Walter Cronkite's childhood on Krypton.

14. Doorway to Hell

1981-11-20

Guy runs out of ideas and takes suggestions from the crew.

15. The Godfather

1981-12-11

A war erupts between the Five Networks when "Don Caballero" refuses to back a pay TV channel.

16. SCTV Staff Christmas Party

1981-12-18

Johnny is forced to tape "Street Beef" outside on Christmas Eve.

17. Teacher's Pet

1982-02-12

Ricardo Montalban is featured in a "To Sir, With Love" parody.

18. Midnight Video Special

1982-02-19

Gerry Todd hosts a concert special consisting entirely of videos.

19. The Great White North Palace

1982-04-16

Everyone is jealous of the attention Guy is paying to Bob and Doug--including giving them their own special.

20. Pre-Teen World Telethon

1982-04-23

The kids of Pre-Teen World hold a telethon after their funding is cut.

21. People's Global Golden Choice Awards

1982-05-01

When SCTV wins a suspicious number of awards, Bob Hope notifies the FBI.

22. 3D Stake from the Heart

1982-05-14

Count Floyd takes us behind the scenes of the latest Coppola and Dr. Tongue production.

23. Pet Peeves/The Happy Wanderers

1982-05-21

Hollywood stars reveal what bugs them; Stan and Yosh Schmenge welcome back a former Happy Wanderer.

24. Chariots of Eggs

1982-06-05

Hall and Oates star in Bobby Bittman's latest film.

25. Battle of the PBS Stars

1982-07-16

Carl Sagan's team takes on William F. Buckley's.