Season 1

1. Get Rich Quick

2002-07-14 · 30m

Oxford professor Adonis Cnut is invited to join the Council for International Progress, a shadowy organization which controls the world. First he must convince the British public to eat GM foods, so he sends Albumen to take part in a 'get rich quick' scheme.

2. Prepare to Meteor Maker

2002-07-21 · 30m

When a council member announces that a meteor is due to hit Plant Earth, Cnut, Albumen and Dr. Awkward take to the skies in a hot air balloon to escape the impending disaster.

3. May as Well Face It, You're Addicted to Fudge

2002-07-28 · 30m

Cnut strives to convince the Prime Minister that going to war with Cuba will help to ensure his victory in the Euro referendum.

4. Double First

2002-08-04 · 30m

Adonis is the prime suspect when his rival, Professor Brinsley, is murdered.

5. The Unhappy Eater

2002-08-11 · 30m

Adonis Cnut strives to cure the Prime Minister from his bout of depression.

6. Just a Minute

2002-08-18 · 30m

Albumen is sick and Adonis has a new television show, however when it's cancelled, he discovers a nasty truth about Nixon and Kissinger. Is it linked to Albumen's illness?