Season 1

1. Memories of Joe

2007-10-19

Carl agonizes over the departure of New York Yankees manager Joe Torre and fondly remembers some times they shared together.

2. Boston Freakin' Won

2007-10-29

Carl explains the insignificance of Red Sox World Series win and how Isiah Thomas is an amateur when it comes to sexual harassment.

3. Brady vs. Manning

2007-11-05

Carl is upset at the amount of media attention the Indianapolis Colts vs. New England Patriots game has been receiving, as opposed to his Giants on their bye week.

4. Red is for Losers

2007-11-12

Carl is upset at the performance of his New York Giants against the Dallas Cowboys and their selection of red throwback jerseys.

5. Let Barry Be Barry

2007-11-19

Carl is upset with how the media has been treating slugger Barry Bonds.

6. The BCS

2007-11-26

Carl expresses his displeasure with the current state of college football.

7. Mike Vick-tim

2007-12-01

Carl offers his thoughts on the Michael Vick sentencing.

8. Championships and Porn

2007-12-03

Carl is upset that Ohio State was able to back-into the BCS Championship Game.

9. Roid Rage

2007-12-17

Carl explains the conspiracy behind the Mitchell Report.

10. Holiday Thoughts and Musings

2007-12-24

In the spirit of giving, Carl offers his locks of the week, courtesy of his friend 'Cement Shoes' Minnelli down at the docks.

11. Bottle Blonde Broad

2008-01-14

Carl takes credit for distracting Tony Romo in the Cowboys playoff loss to the Giants by wearing a Jessica Simpson wig.

12. Giants Win

2008-01-21

Carl offers his take on the Giants' NFC Championship Game win over the Green Bay Packers, and specifically kicker Lawrence Tynes.

13. Giants by 23

2008-01-28

Carl predicts his Giants will issue a "Beantown Beatdown" to the New England Patriots in the upcoming Super Bowl XLII.

14. Giants Win the Super Bowl

2008-02-04

Carl's New York Football Giants win the Super Bowl, thus inspiring him to change his look.

15. Super Bowl '09 Odds

2009-02-01

This Super Bowl's outcome is pretty much a foregone conclusion. So, Carl's giving you the odds on some things that might actually be interesting about this game.