Distractible
Season 4
2024 · 101 episodes
Mark, Bob, and Wade learn to follow the rules...sometimes
1. This Is Our Roman Empire
2024-02-25 · 62m
AI Will Smith, Helldivers 2, and listening to your heart. That's what Distractible is really all about.
2. It's Okay, We're Engineers
2024-02-29 · 46m
This episode has something for everyone: TIkTok miners, Warhammer PowerWashing, and boat sex.
3. Games Are Getting Older
2024-03-03 · 59m
Time makes you bolder, video games get older, and the guys are getting older too.
4. We Are The Main Character
2024-03-07 · 70m
Are we living in a simulation? The dudes venture down the rabbit hole to finally discover the truth... maybe.
5. Tear Down These Balls
2024-03-10 · 56m
In a world of surge pricing, beanie babies, Kit-Kats, and sperm, Distractible always prospers.
6. Pants
2024-03-15 · 50m
Mark is running out of pants, so Bob and Wade are his only hope.
7. How To Milk Your Dinosaur
2024-03-17 · 47m
Open the door, get on the floor, everybody milk your dinosaur.
8. Power
2024-03-21 · 55m
With great power, comes great Distractibility.
9. Old Is Awesome
2024-03-24 · 51m
It's getting harder to recognize the guys through all that gray hair and wrinkles.
10. No Topic Left Beef
2024-03-28 · 54m
Coming to an IMAX theater near you: Revenge of the Naked Licking VTuber Professors.
11. Wrong Answers Only
2024-03-31 · 53m
Mark forces Bob and Wade at knife point to go against their common sense.
12. Do You Fear Death-uh?
2024-04-04 · 65m
Wade, Bob, and Mark talk all things deadly and what it means to live life to the fullest.
13. The Best Episode Of Distractible Anyone Has Seen Or Heard Ever
2024-04-07 · 55m
We've finally done it. We've created the perfect Distractible episode that will surely bring this podcast to #1 across the universe.
14. Cake Or AI?
2024-04-11 · 47m
Technologically impaired Wade guesses which cursed images are real, and which are artificially made.
15. Cake Or AI Too
2024-04-14 · 43m
Still technologically impaired Wade guesses which random descriptions are real vs artificially made.
16. Chugging Hot Tub Water
2024-04-19 · 65m
Grab your mugs filled with covid water and maple syrup, because Wade has got a doozy of a story for you.
17. Uplifting Children's Stories
2024-04-21 · 59m
Once upon a time, in the land where podcasts remain, Mark and Wade write very strange stories for Bob's son James.
18. The Cursed Man
2024-04-25 · 61m
Is Wade cursed? Probably. Time to do something about it.
19. Bad Or Worse
2024-04-28 · 80m
What could be worse than not listening to Distractible? Trick question, there is nothing worse.
20. At Least 20 Questions
2024-05-02 · 62m
Bob challenges Wade and Mark to a relaxing (not at all rage inducing) game of 20 Questions.
21. 20 More Questions (At Least)
2024-05-05 · 57m
Time to give Bob a taste of his own medicine, and drive Mark even more towards insanity, with another round of 20 Questions!
22. Animal Noises
2024-05-09 · 49m
Old Mark-plier had a farm. E.
23. There Is No Excuse
2024-05-12 · 47m
There is no excuse for not listening to Distractible. Except maybe when driving...
24. It's Over, It's Done
2024-05-16 · 53m
Wade honors your mom, Bob gets harassed by a spider, and Mark has a very special announcement.
25. 1000 Hour Energy
2024-05-19 · 49m
Mark doesn't want to live forever, he just wants to see how much living his body can take.
26. World Wade Supremacy
2024-05-23 · 37m
THEY'RE TRYING TO STOP US! TAKE THIS EPISODE, STUDY IT'S CONTENT, AND PROTECT IT AT ALL COSTS! DO IT NOW, BEFORE IT'S TOO LA- *offline*
27. Naming 100 Women
2024-05-26 · 42m
100 women vs the 3 dudes. Also Mark can't spell.
28. My Body Betrayed Me
2024-05-30 · 56m
Wade attempts to lower the self esteems of Mark and Bob.
29. Two Truths And A Lie
2024-06-02 · 59m
Must... have... a peaceful... and not... rage filled... game episode!
30. Shotgun Roulette
2024-06-06 · 52m
So it's come to this... all the drama, the chapstick, the baldness. Now, it's just Wade, Bob, Mark, and a gun.
31. The Inaugural Boat Episode
2024-06-09 · 57m
Captain Mark, First Mate Bob, and Wade board the S.S. Distractible to sail the seven seas in search of the ultimate treasure: new laws for the constitution.
32. We Should Buy A Movie Theater!
2024-06-13 · 53m
Buckle up, grab your popcorn, and call the best lawyer you know. Because it's time for a Distractible Road Trip to the movies!
33. The Room Where It Happened
2024-06-17 · 55m
The guys finally return back to the place where it all began. (With special guest star: Momiplier)
34. We Might Have Started The Fire
2024-06-21 · 75m
Wade desperately seeks help from the guys to update Billy Joel's classic hit.
35. 20 Easy Questions
2024-06-23 · 62m
Bob successfully destroys Mark and Wade's egos with trivia.
36. It's Mark's Birthday (Part 2)
2024-06-27 · 69m
Happy Birthday Mark! To celebrate, we made some non-artificially dyed punch that you can soak up with your balls!
37. Best Of Times, Worst Of Times
2024-06-30 · 68m
The guys have seen a lot of good and bad things in their time. Especially Wade, since he’s such an ancient being.
38. Saving You Money
2024-07-04 · 55m
Because the only money you should be spending is at distractiblestore.com
39. The Dumb Of Humanity
2024-07-07 · 58m
I stupid. You stupid. He/she/me, stupid.
40. Sorry For My Singing
2024-07-11 · 63m
Bob, Mark, and Wade make sweet sweet music with each other.
41. Red 40, Set Hut!
2024-07-14 · 58m
Red red dye, goes to Mark's head.
42. A Special Message For Our Listeners
2024-07-19 · 75m
Wade, Mark, and Bob embark on a mission to design the perfect mascot for Distractible.
43. Glauber Salt
2024-07-21 · 51m
This salty Distractible episode uses cookies, which may or may not be made by secretive elves.
44. Theater Of The Mind
2024-07-25 · 51m
The inner machinations of Wade's mind is an enigma...
45. Tongue Twisters
2024-07-28 · 55m
Distracted Dudes Look Dumb Doing Daunting Dictions.
46. Worm Love
2024-08-01 · 55m
Would you still love Distractible if it was a worm?
47. The Last Great Debate
2024-08-04 · 59m
Bob, Wade, and Mark reveal themselves as the master debaters they really are.
48. Wade's Secret Words (Part 2)
2024-08-08 · 55m
Shhh! There's a new, secret twist to this sequel of the classic Distractible episode.
49. Big Or Small (Part 2)
2024-08-11 · 60m
The question stills needs answering, and the dudes are here to finally solve it...again: Big or Small?
50. Get More Stupider
2024-08-15 · 58m
Stupidity isn't a virus, but it sure is spreading like one.
51. On Success
2024-08-18 · 65m
Bob, Mark, and Wade reflect on the little victories and major milestones they've had over the years.
52. The Dumb Of Introverts
2024-08-22 · 63m
Please don't talk to us, talk to Wade instead. He's the extrovert.
53. Mark's Secret Words
2024-08-25 · 62m
Step aside Wade, it's time for Mark to show us all how to properly do "Secret Words." Maybe...
54. We Won't Get Banned For This (NSFW)
2024-08-29 · 50m
(WARNING: NSFW) Distractible: Bridging the gap between porn and podcasts since 2024.
55. Conspiracy. CHANGE!
2024-09-01 · 51m
Are conspiracy theories a game to you?! Good, because that's exaclty what Mark has turned them into.
56. Bob's Secret Words
2024-09-06 · 44m
Step aside Wade and Mark, it's time for Bob to show us all how to properly do "Secret Words"... again...
57. Best Of The Old Ads (Part One)
2024-09-08 · 43m
After years of excruciating research and archaeological breakthroughs, the long lost Distractible ad reads have finally being unearthed!
58. Talent
2024-09-12 · 51m
Wade shines the spotlight on Bob and Mark to showcase their hidden talents and their envy of other people's talent.
59. WikiHow About Now?
2024-09-15 · 58m
Time to crack open the ole Distractopedia and see if Bob, Mark, and Wade can match the correct (and severely cursed) WikiHow image to it's title.
60. Nah, I'd Win
2024-09-19 · 53m
It's a mouse... it's a fly... it's a salmon... no! It's Wade and Bob using their animal instincts to defeat predators in Mark's game.
61. The Episode You Can Taste
2024-09-23 · 65m
This episode will leave a good, a bad, and perhaps a poo milk taste in your mouth.
62. All Nighters
2024-09-26 · 63m
We learn what keeps Mark, Bob, and Wade up at night.
63. The Most Cursed Moments
2024-09-29 · 66m
With the spookiest of seasons approaching, there's no better way to pregame than by reflecting on some of the most horrifying moments to ever occur in Distractible history.
64. What Song Do You See?
2024-10-04 · 60m
Mark and Wade press shuffle on Bob's playlist and let their minds go on a journey.
65. Try New Things
2024-10-06 · 64m
The dude's reminisce about the good, the bad, and straight up weird experiences they've had with trying new things.
66. Get More Stupider (Part 2)
2024-10-10 · 55m
"Looks like stupid is back on the menu, boys!"
67. Parlor Games
2024-10-14 · 49m
It's all fun and games until we bring out the sweaty lawyers and Wade's camera cuts out. NOTE: This episode was recorded months prior, but is being released now to work with the host schedule.
68. QUITTER!
2024-10-17 · 60m
You know what they say: Quit while you're a bald head.
69. Two Sentence Horror Stories
2024-10-20 · 53m
Boo Bob, Wicked Wade, and Mark put their years of spoopy gaming experience to the test in this ghastly challenge.
70. More Villain Awards
2024-10-25 · 60m
Is the Gingerdead Man's derisiveness and Lady Dimitrescu hypnosis over Mark powerful enough to earn them the highest award Wade can give?
71. Never Hug Your Teacher
2024-10-27 · 63m
Mark, Wade, and Bob have a good ole fashioned cringe measuring contest.
72. Definitely Real Things
2024-10-31 · 51m
The guys are spreading the good word in Bob's new game for Mark and Wade.
73. Wadey's Wittle Phiwosophy Hour (Part 2)
2024-11-03 · 60m
Phiwosopher Wade has weturned with an even warger question to expwore: Do we have fwee will?
74. Edutainment!
2024-11-07 · 61m
Professor Mark gives students Bob and Wade the hefty assignment to find the most entertaining and educational content before dismissal.
75. Get Mad Libs
2024-11-10 · 49m
Wade is (adjective) to be (verb)ing Mark and Bob the challenge to (verb) in this new (noun) all about Mad Libs.
76. Wade Is Sopping
2024-11-14 · 44m
Bob's word games always get us dripping with excitement.
77. The Election Episode
2024-11-17 · 56m
Distractible: America's #1 trusted news source brings you all of the exclusive and unbiased coverage you need for the 2024 presidential election. Pig orgasms.
78. Nah, I'd Win (Part 2)
2024-11-21 · 61m
Never interrupt a pig during his 30 minute orgasm. NEVER.
79. Florida or No Florida?
2024-11-24 · 56m
Bob, Mark and Wade find out if what happens in Florida stays in Florida.
80. Wade For President
2024-11-28 · 69m
Together, we can Make America Wade Again!
81. Top 10 Things
2024-12-01 · 61m
Mark, Wade, and the Mysterious Ghost of Muyskerm climb the ranks by guessing the "Top Ten Things" in Bob's categories.
82. Bob's Fridge (Part 2)
2024-12-05 · 64m
There are two certainties in life: Mark will ALWAYS have obsessions, and Bob will NEVER be able to own a decent fridge.
83. The Cost Is Correct
2024-12-08 · 53m
If you're having extreme tech issues or dropping your used prophylactics in restaurants… COME ON DOWNNN!!! You’re the next contestant on “The Cost Is Correct!”
84. Mark of Theseus
2024-12-13 · 56m
Have you heard of the Mark of Theseus?
85. What's Wrong With Video Games?
2024-12-16 · 61m
Forget about video games, Mark bought a kilogram of WHAT?!?!
86. [Insert Topic Here]
2024-12-19 · 64m
[Insert description about Mark not having an episode idea here.]
87. Merry Christmas, Bob!
2024-12-22 · 67m
Oh, by gosh, by golly! It's time for buying gifts for Bobby.
88. New Year, Old Us
2024-12-26 · 63m
Three! Two! One! We Failed! Oh, and happy new year I guess...
89. Does Order Matters?
2024-12-30 · 60m
New additions to the "Distractible Trigger Kit": a sandwich, a bowl of cereal, and un-torn wrapping paper.
90. Time and Stuff
2025-01-03 · 52m
It's always the right time for Distractible. Except maybe while driving.
91. The Distractible Paradox
2025-01-05 · 52m
There is a fifth dimension, beyond that which is known to listeners or viewers. It is a dimension as vast as Mark's hyper-fixations, and lies between the surface of Wade's head and the summit of Bob's knowledge of phone cases. This is the dimension of distraction. It is an episode which we call... The Distractible Paradox.
92. Where Am I?!
2025-01-09 · 55m
Pilot Captain Wade takes Mark and Bob on a flight across the country to gaze down upon the oddly named towns of America. And Russia. And Ancient Greece. Wait...
93. Knives, Fire, and Pickup Trucks
2025-01-19 · 65m
As the podcast returns: Mark recounts his evacuation, Wade still doesn't have a car, and Bob is... the host.
94. There's An Easter Egg At 43:51
2025-01-23 · 72m
Better keep your eyes open, bidets spraying, and reusable toilet paper wiping for this unbelievable easter egg.
95. Order Matters Too
2025-01-26 · 62m
Welcome to the Distractible Cafe! Enjoy a nice hot cup of Mark's Finger Espresso or Wade's Frog Coffee, while relaxing in a chair that was assembled the wrong order by Bob.
96. More Broken News
2025-01-30 · 52m
Wade gets himself canceled.
97. Big Dog Energy
2025-02-03 · 65m
No animals were harmed in the making of this episode. Mostly because Mark doesn't know how to use a gun.
98. Acronyms, But Better
2025-02-06 · 58m
Dudes Innovatively Spell The Right Acronyms Correctly Tonight (Nailed it.)
99. WordPad Broke
2025-02-09 · 62m
All of Wade's beautiful ideas... gone. Oh well, at least we still have kinky clowns, rooftop ninjas, and extra powerful bidets.
100. Mark Prepared For This
2025-02-13 · 62m
Cloacas, buttholes, and toxic gas. That can only mean one thing... Mark's hosting!
101. The Council of Distractible (Part 2)
2025-02-16 · 55m
The three founding fathers gather once again to re-evaluate the sacred text that is the "Distractible Constitution."
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