Season 1

1. New Mexico

2011-01-01

Dan's grudge against the state of New Mexico leads to a road trip with his best friend Chris and Chris's wife, Elise.

2. The Wolf-Man

2011-01-01

When Dan discovers mysterious scratches on his car, he plots revenge against the only culprit he believes could be responsible... The Wolf-Man.

3. The Dentist

2011-01-08

Dan is convinced his dentist is evil and enlists Chris to help him expose the fiend's secret agenda.

4. The Ninja

2011-01-15

Dan discovers an unlikely ninja vendetta.

5. The Animal Shelter

2011-01-22

Noise from the animal shelter keeps Dan awake, so he vows revenge.

6. Canada

2011-01-29

Dan and Chris hit the road to get even with their friendly neighbor to the north, Canada.

7. Traffic

2011-02-26

Gridlock motivates Dan to seek revenge against traffic in the city.

8. Ye Olde Shakespeare Dinner Theatre

2011-03-05

Displeased by the quality of a Shakespeare performance at a local dinner theater, Dan decides the only solution is to shut the theater down for good.

9. Baseball

2011-03-12 · 30m

Dan seeks revenge on baseball when the World Series preempts his favorite TV program.

10. The Salvation Armed Forces

2011-03-19

Dan goes to war after his car is accidentally donated to charity.

11. The Beach

2011-03-26

Dan tries to destroy the beach after his car is smashed up by Beach traffic.

12. George Washington

2011-04-02

After a tree falls on top of Dan's car, Dan blames George Washington.

13. Technology

2011-04-09

14. The Barber

2011-04-16

15. Art

2011-04-30

16. Elise's Parents

2011-05-14

Dan plots revenge on Elise's parents after they interfere with his social life.

17. The Fancy Restaurant

2011-05-21

Dan's favorite sandwich shop gets closed down, so Dan goes after the new gourmet restaurant that replaced it.

18. Dan

2011-05-28

Dan brings tyranny to a man who steals his identity.

19. The Family Camping Trip

2011-06-04

When Chris decides to go on a camping trip with Elise and her family instead of hanging out with Dan, Dan vows to ruin the trip for everyone. Guest starring Meredith Baxter and Michael Gross as Elise's Parents and Daran Norris as Colby.

20. Burgerphile

2011-06-18

When a fast food restaurant gets Dan's order wrong and the megalomaniac manager, Jeff, refuses to correct his mistake, Dan chains himself to the restaurant counter as a protest, inadvertedly attracting the attention of the cashier, Hortence, who is attracted to "determined men".

21. The Magician

2011-06-25

When a street magician named Magnifico the Magnificent publicly reveals Dan's underwear and steals a necklace Chris was planning to give to Elise, Dan sets out to prove all magicians are frauds, with Chris in tow to try and get the necklace back.

22. The Lemonade Stand Gang

2011-07-02

Dan starts a crusade against a gang of thuggish children who are aggressively selling lemonade outside his apartment building.