Season 1

1. A Tankful of Dollars

1983-03-04

Baker and Valentine are disciplined for on-base gambling.

2. Chariots of Fear

1983-03-11

Baker and Valentine are disciplined for on-base gambling.

3. Computer Dating

1983-03-18

Baker and Valentine plot to use the base's computer as a computer dating service.

4. Prairie Moon Over Texas

1983-03-25

Baker and Valentine get caught renting Army equipment to a nudist colony.

5. Murder on the Tar Creek Express

1983-04-01

Colonel Clapp's new automated security system is sabotaged.

6. Love Sick

1983-04-08

Baker pretends to be sick in order to be looked at by a pretty doctor.

7. The Marriage of the Figaros

1983-04-15

Baker and Valentine rent the chapel to a couple wanting a military wedding.

8. The Ballad of Lucinda Ballard

1983-04-22

Corporal Grey bets Major Hawkins that there has been a American female war hero.

9. The Great Computer Robbery

1983-04-29

After one insult too many, the soldiers get revenge on Major Hawkins by stealing his secret laser device.

10. A PFC and a Gentleman

1983-05-13 · 30m

Baker plans a romantic evening with Lola, but is ordered on a mission.

11. The Tar Creek Sting

1983-05-20

The soldier force Corporal Wessel to help them break up a gambling ring at the saloon.

12. Valentine's Day

1983-05-27

A Texas state police officer comes to the base believing that Valentine is seeing his girlfriend.

13. Maxwell's People

1983-06-03

A Russian spy is working at Tar Creek and the Pentagon thinks one of the soldiers is providing her with information.

14. The Tar Creek Chronicles

1983-06-10

A former All-American football player arrives at tar Creek and Colonel Clapp wants to play him against Navy.