Season 5

1. GTA Pacific Grim

2013-08-27 · 3m

Red and Blue play the new videogame, GTA: Pacific Grim, unaware that the characters they're controlling might just be real...

2. Hardcore Chore

2013-09-03 · 3m

Red loses a bet to Blue and is forced to do all of his chores. His method for doing so involves a lot of guns..

3. Snowjob

2013-09-10 · 3m

A freak snowstorm causes a power outage and freezes Red into a life-size snowman. Blue and Pink must thaw him out, and to make matters worse, he needs the toilet...

4. Dick Figures: The Movie: The Song

2014-04-03 · 3m

The music video for the ending credits theme of Dick Figures: The Movie.

5. The Red Planet

2014-04-17 · 3m

Red and Blue win two free plane tickets in a cereal box give-away but accidentally board a rocketship instead. They crash-land on Mars and must deal with the annoying, and violent, Mars Rover.

6. A Hobbit of Thrones

2014-05-01 · 3m

A The Hobbit/Game of Thrones mash-up where the characters argue which franchise is better, whilst high on drugs.

7. Das Vidiamond

2014-05-15 · 3m

The episode starts with Red and Blue tied up by the Russian mob, who threaten to kill them unless they remember where they hid the Das Vidiamond Vodka! A series of blackout flash-backs establish the events of the previous night.

8. Trash God

2014-05-29 · 3m

While trying to rid their apartment of an ant infestation, Red and Blue are shrunk down to insect-size, where Red becomes a "Trash God".

9. Chick Figures

2014-06-12 · 3m

Dick Figures from a female perspective. Lavender and Scarlett head to Salmon's party, with both intent on making love.

10. Happy Birthdump

2014-06-26 · 3m

Red and Blue suffer food poisoning from a Mexican restaurant. After Blue's car is stolen, they must make their long journey home to the toilet before it's too late...

11. Figured Out

2014-03-26 · 3m

An episode looking into the future lives of Red and Blue after the events of Dick Figures: The Movie.