Season 1

The first season of the action-comedy series Red vs. Blue and part of The Blood Gulch Chronicles. A gruff sergeant. An unlucky ghost. A psychotic mercenary. A sarcastic slacker. An unrepentant kiss-up. Two morons. A tank with impeccable manners. And a robot stuck on the Spanish setting... War is hell.

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   1. Why Are We Here?

   2003-04-01 · 4m

   The first episode of Red vs. Blue introduces the main characters, and poses the all-important question, why are we here?

2. 

   2. Red Gets A Delivery

   2003-04-20 · 4m

   The Reds get a new piece of equipment, and Grif has a problem with its name.

3. 

   3. The Rookies

   2003-04-27 · 3m

   The Red and Blue armies get new recruits.

4. 

   4. Head Noob in Charge

   2003-04-27 · 4m

   Caboose is given the job of "guarding the flag". Donut goes to the store.

5. 

   5. The Package is in the Open

   2003-04-27 · 3m

   Donut returns from the store with a surprise.

6. 

   6. 1.21 Giga-Whats??

   2003-04-27 · 3m

   The Blues go through the teleporter. The Reds get the upper hand.

7. 

   7. Check Out the Treads on that Chick

   2003-04-27 · 3m

   While Church and Tucker lament their current situation, Caboose hops into the tank.

8. 

   8. Dont PH34R the Reaper

   2003-04-27 · 3m

   Grif and Simmons flee as Caboose's trigger happy firing has dire consequences.

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   9. After Church

   2003-04-27 · 3m

   The cavalry arrives, and Caboose gets stuck.

10. 

    10. Shadow Of His Former Self

    2003-04-27 · 5m

    Tucker requests reinforcements, and gets more than he bargained for.

11. 

    11. Knock Knock. Who's There? Pain

    2003-04-27 · 4m

    Tex assaults the Red Base, injuring donut and knocking out Grif and Simmons.

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    12. Down, But Not Out

    2003-04-27 · 4m

    Church reveals that Tex was his former girlfriend and the Red Team airlifts a severely injured Donut back to headquarters.

13. 

    13. Human Peer Bonding

    2003-04-27 · 3m

    Simmons and Grif guard Tex while Church explains to the Blues about Tex's AI.

14. 

    14. Roomier Than It Looks

    2003-04-27 · 6m

    The Blues fake an attack on the Reds in order to free Tex and inadvertently get Sarge shot in the head.

15. 

    15. How The Other Half Lives

    2003-04-27 · 4m

    Sarge and Church meet up in the spirit world and talk about the afterlife until Sarge is revived by Grif.

16. 

    16. A Slightly Crueler Cruller

    2003-04-27 · 4m

    Donut returns with new armor, and Lopez finally speaks.

17. 

    17. Points of Origin

    2003-04-27 · 4m

    The origin points here.

18. 

    18. SPF 0

    2003-04-27 · 4m

    Church tries to warn the Red Team of Tex's impending attack.

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    19. Last One Out, Hit The Lights

    2003-09-28 · 8m

    The final episode of Red vs. Blue season one.