Season 1

1. Hate Crime Legislation is for Pussies

2012-09-07 · 22m

Jimmy and Cheech take Petey to a boxing gym to "learn a few moves". After Petey enters a real fight, McCool warns Jimmy the publicity could put their witness protection in jeopardy.

2. The Full Mountie

2012-09-14 · 22m

McCool takes on extra jobs to pay back a gambling debt to Jimmy.

3. Screw You, Mr. Wonderful

2012-09-21 · 22m

Jimmy becomes jealous when Petey befriends a wealthy businessman. Gina convinces Theresa to pose as her mother to collect a baby bonus check.

4. The Man With No Ass

2012-09-28 · 22m

Jimmy and McCool compete to prove who is the better man. Petey seeks Theresa's advice to get girls.

5. Cousin Sammy Dies in the End

2012-10-05 · 22m

When the mob orders a hit on Jimmy's cousin, he arranges for him to join him in witness protection in Saskatchewan.

6. Rainbows and Painted Hos

2012-10-12 · 22m

Cookie throws Jimmy out after his insensitivity crosses a line. Gina reacts with anger when her siblings won't play with her.

7. Chokin' and Tokin' in the Queen City

2012-10-19 · 22m

After a near-death experience, Jimmy becomes a vigilante to make up for his past bad deeds.

8. Al Capone Wears Ladies Underwear

2012-10-26 · 22m

Jimmy and Cheech take Gina to nearby Moose Jaw to search for Al Capone's hidden vault. Theresa is rejected by a blind classmate who can't see how hot she is.

9. Petey Gets God'd

2012-11-02 · 22m

Petey discovers God when Jimmy sets him up with a hooker.

10. The Oracle of Vagina

2012-11-09 · 22m

Jimmy helps Cookie open a fortune-telling business, then has to make all her "predictions" come true.

11. The Horny Bastard

2012-11-16 · 22m

Jimmy opens Regina's first strip joint, but is shocked when his daughter starts working there as a stripper.

12. Sex on Ice

2012-11-23 · 22m

Cookie starts to think Jimmy is cheating on her when he's actually pursuing a career as a masked ice-sculptor called "Jinksy".

13. Hunts With Handgun

2012-11-30 · 22m

After Cheech insults a Native American, Jimmy and Cheech go to a cultural sensitivity seminar. Cookie forces Gina to join Field Girls to show up a snobby neighbor.