Season 7

1. Sorry, Wrong Lips

1982-10-06 · 30m

Debbie Reynolds plays an actress whose torrid memoirs convince Mel he's the one she remembers as the greatest kisser in her life.

2. Do You Take . . . ?

1982-10-13 · 30m

Mel tries to outdo an old buddy who shows up boasting a track record of fast living and sporting a blonde on his arm as proof.

3. The Secret of Mel's Diner

1982-10-20 · 30m

There's gold in them there walls, or so Mel reckons after learning that the eccentric who built his diner left $20,000 stashed in another building.

4. Alice at the Palace

1982-10-27 · 30m

Joel Grey offers his services gratis as the leading man in a musical revue bankrolled by Mel and featuring Alice. Mel, however, has never heard of Grey and gives the role to his bookie.

5. Joel Grey Saves the Day

1982-11-03 · 30m

Joel Grey walks out after producer Mel turns a revue about New York into a desert musical with tunes like ""Two Tootsies from Tucson"" and ""Ramona from Arizona.""

6. Alice's Turkey of a Thanksgiving

1982-11-10 · 30m

Alice's meddlesome mother knocks the stuffing out of her daughter's Thanksgiving dinner.

7. Carrie on the Rebound

1983-01-09 · 30m

Carrie is slow to come out of a depression after a quickie divorce.

8. Jolene's Brother Jonas

1983-01-16 · 30m

Jolene's brother pays a surprise visit, but the surprise is on him, he gets an icy reception from his sister.

9. Alice Sees the Light

1983-02-28 · 30m

Everyone takes with a grain of salt Alice's claim that she saw a UFO.

10. Vera the Virtuoso

1983-03-07 · 30m

Vera, whose cello playing can reduce a virtuoso to tears, is asked to play in a local string quartet.

11. Alice Faces the Music

1983-03-14 · 30m

The waitresses pit their musical knowledge against that of three plumbers on a TV quiz show.

12. Tommy, the Jailbird

1983-03-21 · 30m

Alice fears that freshman Tommy is abusing his new freedom away from home by majoring in extracurricular activities.

13. Jolene and the Night Watchman

1983-03-28 · 30m

Jolene can't bring herself to bruise the tender feelings of a bruiser who saved her life and now considers her his girl.

14. Mel's Dream Car

1983-04-11 · 30m

Mel is stripping his gears over his jazzy new Porsche he purchased for a measly $20.

15. Come Back Little Sharples

1983-04-17 · 30m

Mel has had it up to his keister with the way things are going so he absconds to his apartment for a beer and pizza binge.

16. Vera, the Torch

1983-04-24 · 30m

Vera wishes her landlady the worst for evicting her pets then feels responsible when the old crank's apartment catches on fire.

17. The Grass is Always Greener

1983-05-01 · 30m

In role reversals, Mel becomes an employee by accepting an executive position with a catering firm, and the waitresses become owners by buying his diner.

18. Tommy Fouls Out

1983-05-15 · 30m

Afraid that he's lost the ""right stuff,"" Tommy quits the basketball team.

19. Vera on the Lam

1983-05-22 · 30m

After Mel decides to have the waitresses bonded, Vera owns up to a criminal past and takes it on the lam.

20. Mel's Cousin Wendy?

1983-05-29 · 30m

To steal a competitor's secret sauce recipe, Mel persuades his cousin to pose as a woman and apply for a job as a Burger Baby.

21. Sweet Erasable Mel

1983-06-05 · 30m

Mel's experiment with a computer goes well until Vera enters a transaction and erases every trace of Mel's financial existance.

22. Tommy Hyatt, Business Consultant

1983-06-12 · 30m

Using Tommy's marketing advice, Mel increases his business but also learns he's heading for bankruptcy.

23. Jolene Lets the Cat Out of the Bag

1983-09-18 · 30m

Jolene's hair is standing on end with a cat burglar prowling her neighborhood.