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Season 15

2019 · 30 episodes

  1. 1. Assassin’s New Years Resolutions

    2019-01-01 · 4m

    Every year he says he’s going to get revenge, but then he gets “too busy”.

  2. 2. Your Sad Story Is Not the Same As Mine

    2020-01-08 · 4m

    Pain is pain, unless your friends are trying to “relate” to you. They don’t know what pain is.

  3. 3. Caught Internet Stalking

    2020-01-17 · 3m

    Medical records are so easy to find, it’s like they want us to look!

  4. 4. When All Your Friends Are in Relationships

    2020-01-24 · 4m

    Have some sympathy for the singles in your friend group.

  5. 5. This Missing Person Is Too Embarrassing

    2020-02-07 · 5m

    When someone goes missing, you just want to know they’re safe…and normal. Like, no weird pepperoni stuff.

  6. 6. Disney Parks: The Next Big Movie Franchise

    2020-02-12 · 4m

    Can’t wait to see Monorail: Endgame next year!

  7. 7. Wine Experts Taste Dogshit Wine

    2020-02-19 · 4m

    Sommeliers vs. some terriers.

  8. 8. Presidential Campaigns Are So Obsessed with Me!

    2020-02-26 · 3m

    This “Bernie” guy keeps emailing me saying he “needs my help”! What a nutjob!

  9. 9. I Feel like Everyone Hates Me, an ICE Agent

    2020-03-04 · 3m

    You stuff a FEW thousand kids into cages and suddenly everyone hates you???

  10. 10. I Didn’t Get Chlamydia from a Koala!

    2020-03-11 · 3m

    Statistically, koalas are more likely to have chlamydia than people, sooooooooo…

  11. 11. Climate Change Is the Ultimate Birth Control

    2020-03-25 · 3m

    The oncoming ecological apocalypse is the best way to make sure you don’t have kids!

  12. 12. College Essay Tips for School Shooting Survivors

    2020-04-23 · 4m

    You survived a deadly shooting on school grounds - can you also survive applying for college?

  13. 13. When the Workout Instructor’s Music Sucks

    2020-05-14 · 5m

    Spotify isn’t ready for a playlist THIS extreme.

  14. 14. How to Profile a House Plant Killer

    2020-05-28 · 3m

    To hunt a killer, you first must understand their watering routine.

  15. 15. Just One Sec

    2020-06-25 · 5m

    We can all have a little break, as a treat.

  16. 16. How to Fix Our Climate (so That I Can Take Long Showers)

    2020-06-29 · 3m

    Everyone (except me) has a big sacrifice to make.

  17. 17. If There Were Fashion Shows for Exercise Clothes

    2020-07-20 · 4m

    The hottest show in town for ugly shoes and too many straps.

  18. 18. iOS 14: More Rounded Boxes than Ever Before

    2020-07-21 · 3m

    Only Apple knows how to think outside the box…by exclusively thinking within rounded ones.

  19. 19. The CollegeHumor Cast (and Also Kyle) Catches Up

    2020-08-03 · 4m

    The gang gets back together to go through Lost & Found items, and also Kyle’s here (but just to watch).

  20. 20. Dropout Is a Netflix

    2020-08-10 · 5m

    We love that the streaming industry has become a Who’s On First? riff.

  21. 21. Mystery Porn Sounds

    2020-08-17 · 5m

    Can you solve this videoconference mystery?

  22. 22. Livin’ Mask Free (Music Video)

    2020-09-29 · 3m

    A country anthem for our doomed country.

  23. 23. How Politicians Sound When Explaining COVID Rules

    2020-10-07 · 5m

    Should you not dine indoors while sometimes wearing masks? Prossibly.

  24. 24. Why I’m Voting for Opposite Man

    2020-10-14 · 3m

    Worried about the Opposite Man? Don’t worry - feel the opposite of that!

  25. 25. What Undecided Voters Look Like to Everyone Else

    2020-10-21 · 7m

    Choose the pro. Be pro choice.

  26. 26. Every Terrible Thing Trump Has Done as President

    2020-10-28 · 2m

    Well, not including everything he’s done since this video was uploaded, I guess.

  27. 27. If I Had the Money That Bezos Had

    2020-12-09 · 4m

    A song about putting Jeff Bezos’ $200 billion fortune into context.

  28. 28. If Google Was a Guy: Quarantine Edition (3)

    2020-12-31 · 5m

    Brian Huskey and CollegeHumor alumni are back for another quarantine-inspired “Google Is a Guy”.

  29. 29. Summit of the Subreddits

    2021-04-28 · 5m

    Your upvote counts.

  30. 30. Tinder Profile Picture Day (Animated Edition)

    2021-05-26 · 3m

    A picture is worth a thousand swipes.

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