Season 3

1. Secret Girl Language (with Ashley Benson)

2011-09-01 · 4m

It’s not what you say, it’s how you say it.

2. Wayne Gretzky’s Trick Shots!!

2011-09-12 · 2m

Go ahead. Try this at home.

3. Steve Jobs’ Substitute (with Christopher McDonald)

2011-09-21 · 3m

It’s Mr. Cook, but you can call him Tim.

4. Photoshop’s New Hover Hand Tool

2011-09-27 · 3m

Retouching what you couldn’t touch.

5. We Are the 1%

2011-10-24 · 3m

Minorities have it rough in this country.

6. Transformers in 1-D

2011-12-15 · 2m

Also playing in zero-D.

7. In the Unlikely Event…

2011-11-10 · 4m

They’re prepared for anything. Way, way too prepared.

8. The Ultimate Internet Love Song

2011-04-05 · 4m

You meme the world to me.

9. The Twelve Beards of Christmas

2011-12-19 · 4m

The beard makes the man.

10. Honest Holiday Card Song

2011-12-21 · 3m

Sing a song of sadness.

11. The Meatball Sub 4S

2011-10-17 · 1m

For all of you Steve Slobs out there.

12. The Student Film Awards

2012-02-22 · 3m

The only real losers are the audience.

13. Obama’s Young Adult Novel Plan

2012-02-20 · 4m

Can Twilight save America?

14. The Clown Vote

2012-03-05 · 6m

Patrick sits down with real clowns for real talk about the 2012 election. And also about balloon animals.

15. My So-Called Homeland

2012-03-14 · 3m

Showtime’s new drama presents a world of lies, deceit, and homecoming.

16. The Hunger Games Game

2012-03-20 · 2m

The new board game where girls face their biggest fears: dating and death.

17. Skyrim Hoarders

2012-03-28 · 3m

The only thing more dangerous than dragons is yourself.

18. Very Maggie Smith: Sex and Sexuality

2012-04-01 · 3m

Butler stays abreast of Maggie Smith’s love life.

19. Big Dick Birth Defect

2012-04-02 · 3m

The news every father dreads hearing… without his friends around to also hear it.

20. In Your Head Yoga

2011-10-31 · 3m

Did you ever wonder what the people in your yoga class were thinking?

21. The Last Supper at a Chain Restaurant

2012-04-04 · 4m

Jesus has trouble stealing attention away from the Bloomin’ Onion.

22. Sex Talk

2011-12-01 · 2m

Nobody likes talking about the birds and bees.

23. Fantasy Football

2012-04-05 · 3m

There’s only one thing more important than the fate of the world.

24. Starbucks CEO Revenge

2011-12-20 · 2m

Starbucks is reversing its bathroom policy.

25. Wild American Eagle Models

2012-04-11 · 3m

Sexy models caught in their natural environment: unnatural environments.

26. Grad School Scam

2012-01-24 · 2m

The biggest financial scam in history is revealed.

27. Wish I Had a Portal Gun

2011-09-20 · 3m

Hopefully they’ll make a Portal 3 so this song can be in the ending credits.

28. Facebook IPO Day

2012-02-09 · 2m

More money, more privacy problems.

29. Picking Up Women with Ryan Gosling

2012-03-01 · 2m

When it comes to scoring with the ladies, no one does it like Ryan Gosling.

30. Cat vs. Dog: Dog Wins

2m

It’s cats vs. dogs in a video game battle for pet supremacy. Dog Wins!

31. Cat vs. Dog: Cat Wins

2m

It’s cats vs. dogs in a video game battle for pet supremacy. Cat Wins!