Season 9

1. Tinder Profile Picture Day (2)

2017-01-05 · 3m

If your picture’s a selfie it looks like you don’t have friends.

2. The Horrors of Hungover Traveling

2017-01-10 · 3m

Pretty much exactly as awesome as it sounds.

3. Bizarre Amazon Product Reviews (2)

2017-01-12 · 4m

The twirling spaghetti fork pairs exceptionally well with the wine purse.

4. I Need More Intel: Is That Hot Guy Gay?

2017-01-13 · 3m

Shirtless bro pics are always a red herring.

5. Dogs Are Practice Babies

2017-01-17 · 3m

Don’t forget: this will still be a destructive, constantly shitting nightmare.

6. Horror Movie Girl Is Embarrassed She’s a Virgin

2017-01-19 · 5m

Everyone knows the pants wiener is inflated by massaging on the private areas.

7. How to Wash a Goddamn Dish

2017-01-28 · 2m

Don’t worry – it’s so easy, there’s literally no reason not to do it, you entitled piece of sh*t.

8. Fake News Investigative Journalists

2017-02-07 · 3m

The truth is powerful, and it takes constant vigilance to drown out that truth with noise.

9. Awkward at Parties Horror Movie (with Allison Williams and Lil Rel)

2017-02-17 · 3m

A party guest most foul.

10. Stressagains: The Restaurant for Stress-Eating

2017-02-17 · 3m

Just like the momentary distraction your mom used to make!

11. Movie Make-Up Makes Acting Hard

2017-03-03 · 4m

When it comes to make-up, less is muhhrrrrrrrg.

12. Extremely Real People Who Are Definitely Not Actors

2017-03-08 · 2m

Audition? What’s that, some sort of exciting new Ford truck model?

13. 5 Tips for People Who Don’t Understand Taxes

2017-03-09 · 2m

Doing your taxes is easy if you make stuff up.

14. Oh No, Why Is This Trending?! (2017 Edition)

2017-03-23 · 4m

Legend has it people used to tweet tiny, comical stories, known colloquially as “jokes” or “goofs”.

15. We Found Sinbad’s Shazaam Genie Movie!

2017-04-01 · 3m

I told you “Kazaam” was a different movie!

16. Music Festival Boot Camp

2017-04-14 · 5m

You can’t handle the merch booth.

17. It’s Technically a Meal

2017-05-13 · 4m

It’s healthier to cook for yourself! Right?

18. Eating with Your Rich Friends

2017-04-20 · 4m

I’ll have the “corking fee”.

19. Just Let the World Die

2017-04-29 · 4m

Take that, student loans!

20. An Honest Call with Your Bank

2017-05-04 · 3m

Oh, a problem with my account? Well, prepare for a tantrum that blames you personally.

21. Sleepovers When You’re Gay

2017-06-20 · 4m

Dream Phone was SO heteronormative.

22. The Straightest Dude Ever

2017-06-27 · 4m

He eats lighters.

23. The Relationship Simulator Bed

2017-05-27 · 4m

What’s a couple hours of sleep every night for love?

24. Date with a Fast Food Burger

2017-05-25 · 3m

Boy meets grill.

25. I Can’t Decide What My Last Meal Should Be

2017-06-18 · 4m

Why don’t we both get something, and we can share?

26. Porn, but for Crying

2017-06-22 · 3m

Oh, yeah, fit that injured puppy with a lil’ prosthetic leg.

27. These Incriminating Photos Look Amazing

2017-08-03 · 3m

Is this blackmailer’s evidence of you looking fucking hot or committing a crime?

28. Hinting That You’re Also into Guys

2017-08-12 · 4m

Ok, they’re gay. Now, for a super chill, totally laid-back way to just like CASUALLY hint that you are too or whatever.

29. Your Favorite Shameful Flavors As Chips

2017-08-19 · 2m

New from Chompsky’s: All the shameful self-hatred of eating peanut butter with a spoon, in the convenience of a potato chip!

30. Sorry My Car Is So Gross

2017-08-22 · 3m

Sure, it’s a little messy, but there are so many places to ash!