Season 3

1. Webnecks

2008-01-20 · 11m

Rusty discovers a world of digital wonder when he mashes buttons on a PDA given to him by the Sheriff.

2. Beast Implants

2008-01-27 · 11m

Granny gets 5th degree burns all over her body and has to get new skin.

3. Tween Steam

2008-02-03 · 11m

Dan Halen hires Rusty to attract pedophiles.

4. Wing Nut

2008-02-10 · 11m

After seeing Early's pitiful chickens, Dan Halen sets out to create the perfect chicken.

5. Mephistopheles Traveled Below to a Southern State Whose Motto Is "Wisdom, Justice, and Moderation"

2008-02-17 · 11m

Rusty sells his soul to the devil for guitar playing skills.

6. Earth Worst

2008-02-24 · 11m

After giant machines terrorize the land, dirty hippies show up to stop the "earth raping machines" with their good vibes, hacky sacks, and drum circles.

7. The Good One

2008-03-02 · 11m

Early gets a lifelong friend as a result of Lil's failure to use condoms.

8. Sharif

2008-03-09 · 11m

Dan Halen covers the town in a cloud of "Ice Wind", his new body spray. Meanwhile, the Sheriff takes up blogging and training for strongman competitions.

9. Condition: Demolition!

2008-03-16 · 11m

Rusty discovers the joy of crashing cars, and agrees to face the "Bashitizing Smashmaster" for a chance to win an iPod.

10. The Appalachian Mud Squid: Darwin's Dilemma

2008-03-23 · 11m

After the Sheriff learns from TV that the mud squid are an endangered species, he decides it's his sworn duty to protect the Cuyler family.

11. The Unbearable Heatness of Fire

2008-04-06 · 11m

After the squids' house catches on fire, the Sheriff assesses the damage and investigates the fire's origin.

12. Tuscaloosa Dumpling

2008-04-13 · 11m

Early teaches Rusty that life is a game and first place is sex.

13. Armageddon It On!

2008-04-20 · 11m

The apocalypse comes to rural Georgia.

14. Gimmicky Magazine Show Spoof Parody About Dan Halen

2008-04-27 · 11m

A news magazine interviews and profiles the achievements and scandals of Dan Halen.

15. Flight of the Deep Fried Pine Booby

2008-05-04 · 11m

When Dan Halen offers a reward for the rare 'deep fried pine booby', Early goes on the hunt.

16. An Officer and a Dental Dam

2008-05-11 · 11m

After Granny passes on, the only way to revive her is for Robert E. Lee to make sweet love to her.

17. The Okaleechee Dam Jam

2008-05-18 · 11m

When Palooka County is forced to conserve water due to a drought, Dan Halen enacts a complicated plan to get all the water he needs.

18. Pile M for Murder

2008-05-25 · 11m

Dan Halen is possessed by a demon and builds a human sacrifice theme park mountain.

19. Mud Days and Cornfused

2008-06-01 · 11m

During the annual 'Mud Days' celebration, Dan Halen unleashes a strain of genetically modified corn that forces people to 'go green'.

20. Krystal, Light

2008-06-08 · 11m

Early's passion for Krystal spikes after she wins the lottery.