Season 2

1. White Mages are Jerks

2011-01-05

The best defense is a crappy offense.

2. Mega Man Needs To Go

2011-01-07

To be the number 1 robot, you need a place to go number 2.

3. Mortal Kombat Friendship

2011-01-14

The greatest thing one friend can do for another is not murder him.

4. Lifeguard Mario

2011-01-14

No holding down B in the pool area.

5. The Mario Bros. Go Halfsies

2011-01-18

Sharing is caring. Unfortunately, caring won't help you much in videogames.

6. Mortal Kombat Pervert

2011-01-19

Every ninja's dream: two girls at the same time.

7. Mario Paint Torture

2011-01-25

Don't even get him started on Creed.

8. Excitebike Shop

2011-01-26

Overheating is radical.

9. Double Dragon Girlfriend

2011-02-01

8 bit blood is thicker than 8 bit water.

10. Castlevania S&M

2011-02-03

It's hard to beat a boss when he's into it.

11. Angry Birds Friendship

2011-02-08

Angry birds and pigs have a lot in common. For example, neither can fly for some reason.

12. Sonic's Gambling Problem

2011-02-11

What happens in Casino Night Zone stays in Casino Night Zone.

13. Resident Evil Roommate

2011-02-14

This is what happens when you find a roommate on Craigslist in Raccoon City.

14. Crashing the Silent Protagonist Party

2011-02-15

He was the least and most annoying bandicoot at the party.

15. White Mage Dad is Racist

2011-02-22

Guess who's being randomly encountered for dinner.

16. The Koopa King's Speech

2011-02-24

He's a t-t-t-t-terrifying ruler.

17. Metal Gear Solid Box Trouble

2011-03-01

18. Rejected Sega Intros

2011-03-01

He'd be a great voiceover artist if he didn't have to read or talk.

19. Everybody Hates Crono

2011-03-08

They'll do anything to save him. As long as it's not too much work.

20. King Hippo Disgraces Hippo People

2011-03-08

21. Cammy's Dad (Street Fighter)

2011-03-15

If she's going to street fight, she'd better do it like a proper lady.

22. Chargin' Chuck Gets Picked Last

2011-03-16

He's game ready. And really, really desperate.

23. The Horrible Secret Behind Starter Pokemon

2011-03-21

This is almost as cruel as keeping them in a tiny ball.

24. Kazooie is Kidnapped

2011-03-22

Living in a backpack is the least of her worries.

25. Final Fantasy Cover Bard

2011-03-29

We'd use the sprites from Final Fantasy 1, but he doesn't do originals.

26. The Mushroom King

2011-04-01

"Thank you, father! But our respectable suitor is in another castle.

27. Robotnik Breaks Down

2011-04-05

Never buy a pre-owned drillcar.

28. Ken Gets Excited

2011-04-05

He's a master of the "Hadouken" and "Waistband" technique.

29. Doodle Jump Fall

2011-04-12

The higher they jump, the farther they fall. And fall. And fall.

30. Link's Death

2011-04-18

Our heart containers go out to his family.

31. Ice Climbers Cliffhanger

2011-04-18

He had his whole extra life ahead of him.

32. Mario's Horrifying Discovery

2011-04-20

What happens in the warp zone, stays in the warp zone.

33. Rampage Apology

2011-04-25

Forgive and forget. Unless they just punched through a skyscraper.

34. Mario With A Portal Gun

2011-04-26

The shortest distance between two objects is a straight line. Or a portal.

35. Ecco's Friends Are Stupid Dolphins

2011-05-04

They say dolphins are only slightly less intelligent than humans. And humans are pretty dumb.

36. Donkey Kong Doesn't Back Down

2011-05-10

You shouldn't run away from your problems, especially if you can beat them in a fight.

37. Sheik Crashes a Bachelor Party

2011-05-12

You don't need the tri-force of wisdom to realize this won't turn out well.

38. Noob Saibot is a Noob

2011-05-16

He's gonna kick your ass. Right after he reads the move-list.

39. Angry Birds vs. Tiny Wings

2011-05-17

Imitation is the sincerest form of ornithology.

40. How Blinky Died

2011-05-18

He's got a few ghost skeletons in his closet.

41. Mario Goes Down The Wrong Pipe

2011-05-24

No free coins. No extra lives. The only way out is the reset button.

42. Mortal Kombat Sitcom

2011-05-24

They're going to kill you....

43. Captain America Uses Drugs

2011-06-02

He's as American as apple pie injected with super steroids.

44. Starcraft SCVs Go On Strike

2011-06-08

Not enough minerals? MINE THEM YOURSELF.

45. The Diablo Townspeople Should Move

2011-06-10

You'd be amazed at how much living next to Hell will affect your property value.

46. Kung Lao's Hat is Dull

2011-06-14

The only thing worse than having your head chopped off is having your head mostly chopped off.

47. Mario Meets With His Agent

2011-06-15

He'll take you to the next level for just 10% of your coins.

48. Sim City Monster Hates Your City

2011-06-20

I think we can all agree that gridlock is the real monster here.

49. Contra Henchman Strategy

2011-06-22

They're not the best strategists, but they'll run at you like nobody's business.

50. Mario Dumps Pauline

2011-06-27

"It's not you, it's me....and the fact that you're not a princess.

51. Plants vs. Zombies Wall-nut Gets Bitten

2011-07-07

Teamwork is infectious.

52. If Classic Games Had DLC

2011-07-07

Back in my day, fireflowers were only a nickel.

53. Link to the Past with a Portal Gun

2011-07-11

When life gives you the Triforce, make Triforce grenades.

54. Sonic Meets With His Agent

2011-07-12

The fastest thing alive meets the smoothest talker alive.

55. Falco Adjusts His Attitude

2011-07-21

"Gee, I've been saved by therapy. How swell.

56. Ghosts 'n Goblins Blacksmith

2011-07-22

57. Inbred Yoshi

2011-08-02

His face has a lot of character. Horrible, deformed character.

58. Koopa Troopa Does Stand-up Comedy

2011-08-02

Even seasoned comedians occasionally bob-omb.

59. Samus Meets With Her Agent

2011-08-10

Behind every great woman there's an awful man trying to get her in a bikini.

60. Mega Man With a Portal Gun

2011-08-11

Dr. Wily wants him gone.

61. Sonic Wasn't Fast Enough

2011-08-15

Speed runs save lives.

62. Dr. Light's Gift to Mega Man X

2011-08-16

It's better to give than to receive a terrible present.

63. Mortal Kombat Sitcom: Shao Kahn Comes to Dinner

2011-08-23

64. Chill Penguin is Chill

2011-08-24

He's not big on using shotgun ice, but he's always down to shotgun Natty Ice.

65. Tifa Embarrasses Barret

2011-09-02

It's not the size of your gun arm that counts, it's how you use it.

66. Tails Can't Die

2011-09-06

One fox, two tails, unlimited lives.

67. Smash Bros. Fatalities

2011-09-09

The ESRB may have to reevaluate their rating.

68. Mega Man X Charges Too Much

2011-09-12

If at first you don't succeed, destroy everything.

69. Judgmental Mortal Kombat

2011-09-13

Nothing's more dangerous than stereotyping. Except maybe Goro.

70. A Boy and his Blob Reunion

2011-09-23

You don't need jelly beans to transform into a productive member of society.

71. Luigi Wears Red

2011-09-23

Imitation is the sincerest form of douchebaggery.

72. Captain Falcon Can't Get Insurance

2011-09-26

That's the last time he'll drive while eating Falcon Lunch.

73. Diddy Kong Country

2011-09-28

Player 2 has Player 1 aspirations.

74. NBA Lockout Jam

2011-10-04

The only dunking he's doing involves cookies and milk.

75. Bahamut Wants to Hang Out

2011-10-11

You will rue the day you summoned him.

76. Mistaken Hero Identities

2011-10-11

77. Mario's Mushroom Mix-up

2011-10-17

Doubling in size instantly is bad for your health.

78. NES Ninja Turtles Theme Song

2011-10-18

These Dorkly boys don't cut em' no slack.

79. Robotnik Finally Wins

2011-10-24

This isn't the game over he asked for.

80. Mario is a Furry

2011-10-25

If you wear a raccoon tail long enough, people are gonna get the wrong idea.

81. The Frogger Menace

2011-11-02

"We have nothing to fear but fear itself. And gigantic, car-sized frogs.

82. Bastion Narrator Invades Other Games

2011-11-03

Initializing raspy voice mode...

83. Vision Wants to be in the Avengers Movie

2011-11-08

You've got to draw the line somewhere. Preferably behind the badass laser robot.

84. Double Dragon Dad

2011-11-08

It's called tough love. Very, very tough love.

86. Chrono Trigger Time Travel Mix-Up

2011-11-15

Don't cross the (time) streams.

87. Mario Responds to PETA

2011-11-23

No animals were harmed in the making of the Tanooki suit.

88. Link's Yard Sale

2011-11-23

Nothing like a little Spring inventory cleaning.

89. Gordon Freeman Meets With His Agent

2011-11-28

"Better to remain silent and be thought a fool than to speak out with your shrill, horrible voice.

90. Boos Man Up

2011-11-29

Night of the living dread.

91. Spy Hunter Pranksters

2011-12-05

Never trust the guy in the van.

92. How Diablo Destroyed Tristram

2011-12-06

93. Pac-Man Plays Skyrim

2011-12-12

Psh, you can talk to your family anytime.

94. QWOP Guy Has Sex

2011-12-14

It's all in the limbs.

95. The Night Before Mario's Christmas

2011-12-19

Not a creature was stirring, not even a Mouser.

96. It's a Wonderful Extra Life

2011-12-19

A toast to Luigi: The richest Player 2 in town.