Season 3

1. Zelda's Boyfriend

2012-01-02

You must defeat Ganon to reach The Friend Zone.

2. Ash Gets a Digimon

2012-01-03

Digimon are not the champions.

3. Final Fantasy Thief Steals Wallet

2012-01-09

He's hellbent on destruction and meatball subs.

4. Link Finds Ganon's Weakness

2012-01-10

A true warrior fears no beep.

5. Fi Annoys Link

2012-01-17

I'd take "Hey, listen!" over this any day.

6. Ski Free Yeti Gets Desperate

2012-01-18

He's got a few tricks up his furry, pixelated sleeve.

7. Ken Wants to be Ryu

2012-01-24

Imitation is the sincerest form of annoyance.

8. Mario is Too Mainstream

2012-01-25

You've probably heard of him.

9. Luigi Meets Waluigi

2012-01-31

You can't judge a book by its cover. It's usually way worse.

10. Excitebike Maniac

2012-01-31

Sportsmanship is for losers.

11. Bowser's Marital Problems

2012-02-07

Never base a marriage around mutual hatred for a plumber.

12. Bioshock Little Sister's Big Date

2012-02-07

Big Daddy is just a tad overprotective.

13. Puzzle Quest Ogre is a Nerd

2012-02-13

All is fair in love and puzzles.

14. Tiny Tower Residents Can't Leave

2012-02-14

They've got everything you need forever and ever.

15. Red Wastes a Masterball

2012-02-21

His first mistake was giving the company's prized possession to an 11-year-old.

16. Videogame Dog Park

2012-02-22

Player 1's best friend.

17. Limbo with a Flashlight

2012-02-27

Objects may not be as scary as they appear.

18. Angry Sun Hates Mario

2012-02-29

His first priority is killing a plumber. His second is maintaining life on Earth.

19. Disney's Game of Thrones

2012-03-02

In the game of thrones, you win or you're thrown in the Disney vault.

20. Mortal Kombat Security Guard

2012-03-05

If they keep killing each other, they're going to get a warning.

21. Uncle Owen Ruins Star Wars

2012-03-09

A long time ago in a galaxy far, far away....nothing interesting happened.

22. Zelda II Sex Scene

2012-03-12

A potion would have been far more tasteful.

23. X-Men Disappoint Magneto

2012-03-14

They could have at least sent X-Factor.

24. TMNT Child Protective Services

2012-03-19

The government is cool, but rude.

25. Final Fantasy VII Controversy

2012-03-21

You say tomato, I say tomana.

26. Fan Fiction Dragon Ball Z

2012-04-03

His power level is almost as absurd as the creative liberties.

27. BurgerTime Chef Gets a New Job

2012-04-11

Whatever you do, don't ask him to Super-Size it.

28. Mario Goes Berserk

2012-04-12

Mario's done playing Mr. Nice Plumber.

29. Toad House Is Rigged

2012-04-16

Mario doesn't like getting played.

30. Mega Man Meets The Wire

2012-04-18

Baltimore, 20XX. E-Tank dealers own the streets now.

31. Hypno's Having Trouble

2012-04-23

Given his name, it's not like he had a whole bunch of career options.

32. Jurassic Yoshi

2012-04-25

An adventure 16 bits in the making...

33. Mario Skips World 2

2012-05-02

Hey, no one told him to liberate the WHOLE kingdom.

34. Sub-Zero Stays Dizzy

2012-05-05

Sometimes a brutal fatality is better than the alternative.

35. Videogame Realtor

2012-05-07

She can show you some lovely residential property in Sim City.

36. Bug Catcher Waits

2012-05-09

Life is harden for a bug-type trainer.

37. Sub-Zero's Glasses Are Broken

2012-05-15

You should empty your pockets before entering the Earthrealm.

38. Disney Channel's Kingdom Hearts

2012-05-16

The Black Mages of Waverly Place must be behind this.

39. Regular Guiseppe, The Third Mario Brother

2012-05-26

He'd save the princess, but his back pain's really been acting up lately.

40. Pac-Man's Pac-Wedding

2012-05-26

Grab a slice of dot-flavored wedding cake.

41. River City Ransom Girlfriend

2012-05-30

The secret to a strong relationship is merciless violence.

42. Dhalsim's Losing His Touch

2012-06-04

He’s stretching the truth.

43. 'Legend of Zelda' Hermit Wants To Haggle

2012-06-05

It’s dangerous to not take these deals.

44. Babality Is a Big Responsibility

2012-06-11

It takes a true champion to raise a child.

45. Roller Coaster Tycoon Disaster

2012-06-18

These rides are to die for. To die painfully and horrifically for.

46. Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles Elevator Troubles

2012-06-19

Small talk is NOT radical.

47. Bowser's Weekend With The Kids

2012-06-25

Today’s youth needs to understand the value of a hard day’s princess kidnapping.

48. Donkey Kong Meets With His Agent

2012-06-26

This is a deal you can’t throw a barrel at.

49. Sonic Gets Engaged

2012-07-02

He’s finally out of the Friend Zone.

50. Boos Meet a Real Ghost

2012-07-09

He’s pretty (bone-)chill(ing).

51. Pokemon Rusty: Ep. 1 - The Journey Begins

2012-07-16

A new Dorkly series, about a trainer who has what it takes to be the very worst, like no one ever was.

52. Legend of Zelda's 'Goodnight, Moon'

2012-07-18

A bedtime story for the next three days.

53. Pokemon Rusty: Ep. 2 - Rusty's Rival

2012-07-23

The world’s worst Pokemon trainer finally meets his match. Check out Episode 1 here.

54. Jax's New Arms

2012-07-24

He’s armed and dangerous.

55. Pokemon Rusty: Ep. 3 - Team Rocket

2012-07-30

If you’re gonna catch ‘em all, you gotta have Pokeballs. Check out episodes one and two.

56. Batman Goes to the Movies

2012-07-31

His movie-going experience must be more severe.

57. Peach's Revenge (Part 1)

2012-08-06

She’s putting you in another castle. Morgue Castle.

58. Paralyzed Pokemon Returns

2012-08-07

You can break his spine, but you’ll never break his spirit.

59. Resident Evil Political Ad

2012-08-13

He's got the brains Washington needs (in his digestive track).

60. Iron Man's Drunk

2012-08-14

Tony Stark: just your average billionaire playboy raging alcoholic.

61. Earthbound Photographer's Surprise

2012-08-20

Maybe he should have just had them say "cheese.

62. Chrono Trigger Doppel Doll's Other Use

2012-08-27

He's more of an "action figure" than a "doll," if you catch my drift.

63. Sonic Meets Original Fan Characters

2012-09-04

He's the fastest thing alive (except for Doug the Hedgehog, who is literally twice as fast as the speed of light).

64. Voltorb Doesn't Want To Die

2012-09-10

He really doesn't want to bomb this battle.

65. Link's Wish

2012-09-11

It's not delivery, it's destiny.

66. Paperboy Newsroom

2012-09-17

A paperboy who doesn't destroy every window in sight? News to me.

67. Superman's Bad Day

2012-09-18

The man of steel needs to look out.

68. Banjo's Big Mix-Up

2012-09-24

69. Link's Fun Uncle Dies

2012-09-25

It's dangerous to go alone. Take a brewski, kiddo.

70. Smoke's Not Doing Well

2012-10-01

Fights to the death are the number one way to quit smoking.

71. Emergency XCOM Meeting

2012-10-08

72. Mario's Ex

2012-10-09

Exes are like Boos: they always come back to haunt you.

73. Mortal Misunderstanding

2012-10-15

It's the beginning of the happy ending.

74. Legend of Zelda: The Se7en Sages

2012-10-16

His sins are coming back to haunt him.

75. Robotnik's New Nickname

2012-10-22

You can't make an omelette without cracking a few jerks.

76. Videogame Trick-or-Treating

2012-10-29

77. Luke Skywalker's Adoption

2012-10-30

A bad idea in a galaxy far, far away.

78. Pokemon Rusty: Ep. 4 - Snorcrash

2012-11-05

Nothing can keep a good Pokemon trainer down. Nothing can keep Rusty down, either. Click here to catch up on the first season of Pokemon Rusty.

79. Mario Can't Play the Warp Whistle

2012-11-07

Music can really take your places. Horrible, unspeakable places.

80. Nobody Likes the Toasty Guy

2012-11-12

It's hard making friends, especially when you're yelling made-up exclamations in falsetto.

81. Pokemon Rusty: Ep. 5 - Celadon Mall

2012-11-19

Not even a Full Restore could cure Rusty's mall madness.

82. Pokemon Daycare Reunion

2012-11-20

Magikarp never forgets.

83. Sonic, Lord of the Rats

2012-11-27

Save the vermin, ruin the world.

84. Pokemon Rusty: Ep. 6 - HM Madness

2012-12-03

Some machines were meant to stay hidden.

85. Pokemon Rusty: Ep. 7 - EV Trainer

2012-12-10

If you want to be the very best, you have to be the absolute worst.

86. Pokemon Rusty: Ep. 8 - Gym Fight

2012-12-17

Hit the Cinnabar Island Gym for the ultimate workout.

87. Dad Piggies

2012-12-18

No one makes haphazardly-put-together deathmobiles like dad.

88. A Mortal Kombat Khristmas

2012-12-24

You better watch out, you better not cry, you better not pout, I'm tellin' you why: Shao Kahn's reign is brutal and merciless and he punishes the weak.

89. Pokemon Rusty: Ep. 9 - The Newest Member of Team Rocket

2012-12-31

Prepare for trouble, make it single.