Season 5

1. The New Guys

2003-08-17

Doug Stanhope and Joe Rogan are introduced as the new hosts. They play the A* Crack Game Show, and the Magical Negro pays a visit.

2. Wheel of Destiny

2003-08-24

Joe and Doug dare you to submit to the Wheel of Destiny, and Doug's mom reviews porn.

3. Breast Implant Fashion Show

2003-08-31

The boys host a breast implant fashion show, and the magical negro pays Joe Rogan a visit in a strip club.

4. Dr. Phil

2003-09-07

Joe and Doug follow Dr. Phil on the streets, with a hidden camera, and review the Juggy Consumer Reports.

5. The Other Side with Joel Rogal

2003-09-14

Audience members are put in touch with long lost ex-girlfriends.

6. Make Me Stiff

2003-09-21

Doug (Stanhope) hosts ""Make Me Stiff,"" in which contestants must ""keep cool"" in the face of temptation. [So basically, they're just trying to not get boners]

7. Midget Porn

2003-09-28

When midget porn falls short of Doug's expectations, he blows the lid on the industry in an exclusive expose.

8. Breakup Bounty Hunters

2003-10-04

Joe and Doug send in the Break-Up Bounty Hunters and present the movie trailer for ""Blue Balls Strip Club"".

9. Toilet Expo

2003-10-19

The boys introduce the latest toilet technology and screen ""Pretty Woman"" with ladies from the Bunny Ranch.

10. Church of the Man Show

2003-10-26

Joe and Doug give guys a chance to confess their unmanly sins and receive Man Show-style penance.

11. Compilation Show I

2003-11-02

Join Joe and Doug in the Catalina Islands as they take a look back at some of the best moments from season five of The Man Show.