Season 2

1. The Takeover

2009-01-31

Empire Market has been taken over by corporate chain Red Leader Foods. Chad and company get their first look at their new owner.

2. Laser Trouble

2009-02-21

Chad finally debuts his new, more powerful, laser checkout system with unexpected results.

3. Into the Basement

2009-03-17

Chad and Jeremy must journey to the Empire Market basement, a creepy and dangerous place where only fools go.

4. The Basement Strikes Back

2009-04-24

Chad and Commander Wickstrom face deadly robots and fight!

5. The New Employee

2009-06-05

Chad is reunited with a crazed lunatic former employee who his new boss has rehired for some reason.

6. First Kiss

2009-07-24

Chad finally succeeds at romance and Randy finds a new weird friend, Baby Cookie...

7. Goodbye, Chad

2009-09-18

Chad, seriously in love for the first time, finds that life can be cruel, really horribly cruel, and then annoying.

8. Bandito Beatdown

2009-09-25

Chad faces off with his new nemesis, Jeremy and Jimmy have a heart-to-heart, and Randy descends further into madness.

9. Showdown

2009-10-22

Enrage the dark lord of the grocery store at your peril. He's not to be trifled with.

10. Somebody Dies

2009-11-26

Somebody dies.