Season 1

1. Beer Goggles

2008-11-23 · 12m

In order to date his loathsome girlfriend without gagging, Drinky Crow tears out his eyes and replaces them with beer goggles.

2. Tunnel Girls

2008-12-28 · 12m

Uncle Gabby dates a girl who is looking for a cheap thrill before her wedding night, while a harem of girls who can turn into a race car try to seduce Drinky Crow.

3. Organs

2008-12-14 · 12m

Drinky Crow infuriates his brain by quitting drinking, Gabby dates a sexy French spy trapped in a cage, and a young syphlis with a lot to prove fights his bladder.

4. Whale Show

2008-11-30 · 12m

When Drinky Crow's girlfriend dies horribly, he decides to convert his grief into money at a marine theme park that specializes in sex, violence, and meta-humor.

5. Old Girlfriend

2008-12-21 · 12m

Drinky Crow's old girlfriend comes back into his life but is only interested in sex and slavery.

6. God of Monkeys

2008-12-07 · 12m

Uncle Gabby gives Drinky Crow a hernia, and feels guilt for the first time in his life, so he orders an immense Monkey God from the internet.

7. Elephant Man

2009-01-04 · 12m

Drinky Crow befriends a hideous freak with Proteus syndrome on a suicide hotline, and Uncle Gabby resolves to steal him away for himself.

8. Bar

2009-01-11 · 12m

The sleazy Maakies bar becomes gentrified and Drinky Crow is inspired to commit many horrible and gruesome murders.

9. Aspire

2009-01-18 · 12m

Drinky Crow must solve two mysteries – where are the ship's rats coming from and where is the French spy DeBoursay hiding her atomic reactor. The two solutions are as surprising as they are disgusting.

10. Peace

2009-01-25 · 12m

When Peace breaks out, Drinky Crow discovers his girlfriend is expecting eggs, and joins a torture and revenge racket to make ends meet.