Season 1

1. Timing

2009-02-11

Demetri has trouble mustering the necessary anger for a breakup, time traveling for noble purposes and measuring his hobo-ness.

2. Power

2009-02-18

Demetri ponders the nature of power, proves that bird ownership is arrogant and introduces The Revenger.

3. Brains

2009-02-25

Demetri does away with traditional neuroscience and phrenology as he digs into brains.

4. Chairs

2009-03-04

Demetri considers the many mysteries surrounding chairs.

5. Safety

2009-03-11

Demetri's safety tips: Employ scented candles as a fire alarm, use pubic hair for home security, and maintain a healthy fear of piñatas.

6. Coolness

2009-03-18

Demetri is too cool for clear pants, but he still needs professional help before a date.

7. Games

2009-03-25

Demetri trades in fun, games and audience threats while reimagining pro sports as animal duels.