Series 2

1. Birth Rites

1996-08-22 · 30m

Porkpie returns from Guyana holiday to discover he may have fathered a child some forty years ago, after a passionate night with Sexy Sheila the Potato Peeler from the chip shop.

2. The Day Off

1996-08-29 · 30m

On Valentine's Day, love is all around, as Michael and Mandy spend the day in bed and Porkpie has a surprise visitor from Jamaica.

3. A Night to Remember

1996-09-05 · 30m

Susu alienates all of Porkpie's friends, while Leone moves in with Michael and Mandy.

4. Time Out

1996-09-12 · 30m

The doctor insists that Michael and Mandy are trying too hard for a baby, and should spend a fortnight apart. Michael stays with Porkpie while Mandy hits the town with Leone, but fate draws them back together sooner than planned.

5. Fatal Distraction

1996-09-19 · 30m

When Benji's psychopathic ex turns up, he pretends Leone is his new partner, which sends her into a violent frenzy. Meanwhile, Porkpie opens a financial clinic to help the people of Peckham.

6. Foul Play

1996-09-26 · 30m

Michael is held hostage by kidnappers who demand £500,000 from Porkpie for his safe return.