Season 9

1. Fraternity Junk Drive

1960-09-28

A newspaper article mistakes the fraternity's intentions regarding disbursement of funds raised from their junk drive. The frat brothers must scramble to set things right.

2. David Gets Discouraged

1960-10-05

After Dave's boss, Mr. Kelley, asks him to do several menial tasks, Dave feels like he's not getting anywhere in the law profession, so he considers quitting his job and entering the advertising field.

3. Ozzie, the Boatkeeper

1960-10-12

Ozzie lets nieghbor Joe Randolph store his new boat at the Nelson home.

4. His Brother's Girl

1960-10-19

Dave falls for Rick's girlfriend, Jane, and the feeling is mutual. Dave invites Jane to a dance and can't decide how to break the news to his brother.

5. David Gets a Raise

1960-10-26

David is anxious for his boss to give him a raise.

6. The Table and the Painting

1960-11-02

Ozzie and Joe Randolph exchange gifts.

7. A Sweater for Ricky

1960-11-09

Galpal Joyce begins knitting a sweater for beau Ricky but when it takes up too much of her time he begins seeing another damsel.

8. A Friend in Need

1960-11-16

Ozzie's friends play golf instead of helping him fix the plumbing at the Nelson house.

9. David's Almost In-Laws

1960-11-23

Ozzie and Harriet think David is planning to get married when they get invited to dinner at his galpal's house.

10. David Hires a Secretary

1960-11-30

David hires a pretty girl to be his boss's secretary when the regular gal takes a vacation.

11. A Lawnmower for Ozzie

1960-12-07

Ozzie and Ricky break into Joe Randolph's garage to retrieve a borrowed lawnmower.

12. The Girl in the Emporium

1960-12-14

After meeting a girl who works in an emporium, Ricky applies for a Christmas job there.

13. A Piano for the Fraternity

1960-12-21

David and Ricky's fraternity decides to throw a Christmas party but there's no piano to be found.

14. Rick Counts the Ballots

1960-12-28

It's time for the Campus Queen contest and Rick gets assigned to count the ballots.

15. The Girl Who Loses Things

1961-01-04

Rick's girlfriend becomes jealous when he keeps bumping into a klutzy girl.

16. Safe Husbands

1961-01-11

Ozzie and Joe scheme to make their wives jealous.

17. The Lost Briefcase

1961-01-18

David gets his briefcase mixed up with that of someone else.

18. The Chaperones

1961-01-25

Ozzie & Harriet volunteer to be chaperone's at a party for Rick's fraternity. But there seems to be some confusion as to where the party is going to be held.

19. Bowling With the Wives

1961-02-01

Ozzie inadvertently invites the wives to come bowling with the guys.

20. Our Man in Alaska

1961-02-08

Ricky's frat brothers think he's been giving out information about fraternity activities to a school newspaper gossip columnist.

21. Two Small Boys and a Dog

1961-02-15

David plays the judge over the rightful owner of a dog when two boys claim it to be their's.

22. The Boys' Portraits

1961-02-22

A pretty college student paints a portrait of Rick, but Ozzie and Harriet are afraid that Dave will become jealous.

23. Mr. Kelley's Important Papers

1961-03-01

In David's absence, Ozzie and Harriet decide to deliver some important papers for his boss.

24. Dave's Golf Story

1961-03-08

Dave has a great golf story, but Wally submits it to the attractive campus newspaper editor as his own.

25. Rick's Broken Arm

1961-03-15

Wally stands up his galpal using the excuse that he was visiting a friend with a broken arm---Ricky.

26. The Little Houseguest

1961-03-22

Ozzie and Harriet babysit for a neighbor's son when his mother goes to the hospital to have a baby.

27. The Manly Arts

1961-03-29

Ozzie, Ricky, and David disagree over which form of self-defense is best and they might get a chance to find out when they take jobs as guards for a detective agency.

28. A Question of Suits and Ties

1961-04-05

Members of a sorority refuse to have anything more to do with David and Ricky's fraternity until they improve their dressing habits.

29. The Pen and Pencil Set

1961-04-12

A pen and pencil set is among some old items found at the Nelson household.

30. Selling Rick's Drums

1961-04-19

With the help of Bruce, Dave schemes to secretly sell Rick's old drum set to a pretty girl, who both he and Rick want to meet and ask out on a date.

31. E.S.P.

1961-04-26

Ozzie and Joe make a bet with their wives that they can prove men have greater extra sensory perception than women.

32. Rick's 21st Birthday

1961-05-03

Rick's late Great-Uncle Walter left an envelope for Rick to be opened on his 21st birthday, and the entire Nelson household can hardly wait to find out what's inside.

33. Built-In Television Set

1961-05-10

Getting a free used television set from neighbor Joe becomes a very expensive proposition for Ozzie.